when someone shows you who they are, believe them

CJ. 28. she/hers. bi. business major (derogatory) turned law student

[dailyflicks]

LEGALLY BLONDE (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

[stackofsnakes]

I don't believe in christian babies. I believe in babies, i believe in christians, but a baby doesn't have the agency and cognitive abilities required to chose and/or live a faith. There's babies of christian parents, of course, as well as babies that have been introduced into the system that is the christian church, but that does not make them christian yet.

Long story short, i did not hit a christian baby into the stratosphere, officer.

[guiltfactory-moved]

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

[evidenceofthingsnotyetseen]

and so what if the chicks cover of landslide got me tonight. so what

[evidenceofthingsnotyetseen]

and with that, I am done with school forever

[theblindassassin]

ALEXIS BLEDEL as RORY GILMORE

Gilmore Girls season five (2004-2005)

[evidenceofthingsnotyetseen]

getting potentially life changing news and then drinking caffeine after 4 pm. i'm never sleeping again

[evidenceofthingsnotyetseen]

experiencing heretofore unseen levels of "things work out"

[slimeful]

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

[gaybichon]

saw a girl wearing a shirt that said CAN'T BREATHALYZE METH! and it kind of startled me out of my breakdown for a second

[theprofessional-amateur]

Recently on Unhelpful File Labels in the Archives:

On-Going Project. Folders were empty.

Well Written Articles, 1999. There were no articles in this folder. There were a lot of budget reports though.

Stuff. You are killing me smalls.

Section 569-055 Knowingly burning or exploding. This was just papers shoved between files, I have a lot of questions and zero answers.

[theprofessional-amateur]

Some previous “winners”

Miscellaneous Old Stuff. *long sigh*

Other Idiocy. Honestly, this one was fitting.

(R) Man Claws. I have so many questions. Like, SO many

Keep for historical reasons. Neat.

Unprocessed Internal Provenance. Or how I answer the question “so what brings you to therapy?”

[theprofessional-amateur]

•••Possibilities for 2005••• you can really feel the optimism, which almost makes up for the pile of nonsense

[theprofessional-amateur]

Dogs Against Drugs. Ok McGruff.

[theprofessional-amateur]

The Lawsuit. Because in a series of legal files for an org over 100 years old, I am sure there is only one.

[theprofessional-amateur]

Other Crazy. Not to be confused with “other idiocy” which is already in this thread.

[historicity-was-already-taken]

Okay but “Unprocessed Internal Provenance” is legit chilling.

[flythesail]

It's hard to do things when you don't want to. Has anyone else noticed this

[spcecowboyyy]

[kalimaxxing]

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

[bellefoxs]

gif request meme - most attractive female character: karen wilson | requested by @diazalex (id under cut)

[Image Description: 6 gifs of Karen Wilson from 9-1-1.

Gif 1: A scene from season 3, episode 9. Karen is talking to Hen with a smile on her face, wearing a long, purple jacket with a white shirt underneath and a golden necklace shaped like a heart.

Gif 2: A scene from season 2, episode 5. Karen looks at Michael, and then Hen with a smirk on her face. She is wearing a yellow t-shirt and her hair is in a half updo.

Gif 3: A scene from season 3, episode 10. Karen is talking to Hen while waving her hands animatedly. She is wearing a green dress with white embroidery.

Gif 4: A scene from season 3, episode 9. Karen is laughing as she looks at Hen. She is wearing a red dress and her wedding ring can be seen on her hand.

Gif 5: A scene from season 2, episode 18. Karen is sitting on a swing, looking at Hen as she smiles softly. She is wearing a black shirt with white designs.

Gif 6: A scene from season 4, episode 7. Karen is laughing at Toni's story and she turns to look at Hen as she smiles. She is wearing a light green dress patterned with pink flowers.

/End ID]

[seren-starlight]

The issue with the daylight savings time change is that people aren't used to falling back an hour or springing forward an hour, and people struggle as they take the time to adjust. But of course, if you only do something twice a year you'll never develop a talent for it. You need to practice if you really want to be good at something! Under my proposal, which absolutely everyone will hate,

[animatedglittergraphics-n-more]