You Look Like Paradise

[toastbutteregg]

[autodiscipline]

breeding headphones without wires because you 'think it looks cute' is just cruel

[parakavka]

Facebook

[nonentityjr]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory is Squid Game but for kids

[theweirdwideweb]

People will complain about doing dishes and then you find out they have a dishwasher.

[memeuplift]

[parakavka]

[anxietyproblem]

[holybazookas]

Just another day in the hood

[theproblematicblogger]

Me: *fires a nuke into the arctic circle, melting all the ice and flooding the entire world until it’s completely blue*

Astronauts looking at earth: Its a boy! 😍

[officialunitedstates]

me at the basketball game:  the kiss cam is a patriarchal installment that subjects human beings to unwanted attention and speculation, objectifying private emotions in exchange for the absence of public ridicule and abuse.  no I’m not jealous because I don’t have anyone to kiss.  I have five girlfriends they just all prefer to watch the game from home

[officialunitedstates]

me, giving the Corporate Technocracy my dna: i need to know what percentage greek i am or i cannot live anohter day

[officialunitedstates]

me, spitting into a tube: tell me what brand my chromosomes are and also definitely dont keep this on file for when i commit future crimes please

[officialunitedstates]

me at the drive thru: can I get a medium spaghetti

the worker: please spit into the DNA tube so i can verify you’re at least 4% italiano

[alitzelaoearroyo]

Horoscope

Aries: We're no strangers to love

Taurus: You know the rules and so do I

Gemini: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

Cancer: You wouldn't get this from any other guy

Leo: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Virgo: Gotta make you understand

Libra: Never gonna give you up

Scorpio: Never gonna let you down

Sagittarius:Never gonna run around and desert you

Capricorn: Never gonna make you cry

Aquarius: Never gonna say goodbye

Pisces: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[httppick]

[alitzelaoearroyo]

Can Tumblr stop sexualizing the female body? I didn’t even come here for the boobs but banning boobs ruined this stupid website.

In your effort to perfect your platform so you could sell it to investors, you ruined your value as a website.

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Daniel Radcliffe for Sharp Magazine (Spring 2020)

Ph. Charlie Gray