For all my dnd shit

This is where I'm putting everything for my current campaign, including liveblogging posts and aesthetics

[aliuviial]

Who knew the best way to kill pure Darkness was to self-harm and cling to it like a koala?

[aliuviial]

(Some fore knowledge: We are stuck in an Asylum with these things called Darkbeasts that are controlled by the Dark, which is basically pure evil. You can’t get turned into a Darkbeast if your blood is replaced with Taffy. My character, Aliuvial, is full of Taffy. It was an accident, okay? I wanted to keep my blood.)

Me: Okay, so I’m gonna test out a theory. I think it’s repulsed by Taffy. So, I take my pendent dagger and I stab myself. Dm: Take one damage. Taffy isn’t the same has blood though, it doesn’t ooze out, you know. Me: Yeah, I know. I don’t just stab myself, I’m slicing myself up, I’m cutting open my veins, I’m trying to get Taffy onto the monster. Aliuvial is no stranger to self-harm. I can do this. Dm: In that case, take an additional 1d6 damage The creature will take 3d12 damage. Please stop doing this.

[abeautiful-dream]

[wtnvproverbs]

The seven habits of highly effective people are: 1. levitation. 2. translucense. 3. omnipresence. 4. country music. 5. lime zest. 6. suns for eyes. 7. hiccups.

Council Member Flynn, Part 1 (via wtnvproverbs)

[kevin--of-desert-bluffs]

Tag yourself, six usual bathrooms of Night Vale addition.

[the-real-void]

The government isn’t made of lizards! That’s ridiculous! Lizards are made of the government!

[wtnvproverbs]

People always say “before I die”, as if they haven’t already begun the process.

eGemony, Part 1: “Canadian Club”

[jacobtheloofah]

i like how the only designs for tres horny boys that nobody gives a shit about are the ones on the podcast’s logo

like who the fuck are those guys

[hail-and-well-met-my-dude]

it’s mark, maggie, and taco adventurezone 

[tall-morty]

Gifs to shut down the meanies.

[aliuviial]

oh fuck

[aliuviial]

“Would he have even loved you if you had met before all this chaos?”

“Maybe not. But proximity counts for something and that’s all I need.”

Ethynn’s Dark and Aliuvial’s insanity

[aliuviial]

“Oh look, the bitch is back.”

Dark Ethynn 

[aliuviial]

“Ethynn, you dirty nasty hoe.”

Aliuvial with -9 sanity points

[stepdilfgeraldloggins-deactivat]

doing a little research here lads

[nightvalenews]

My cat does not have poisonous spines he's seven years old and I'm quite worried.

Are you quite certain what you have is a cat?

[aliuviial]

“Pain is just pain entering the body.”

Aliuvial in pastel blue

[nightvalenews]

Many scream into the void to express anguish, but I hope my pitiful whispers will convey my message of college fueled anxiety.

We wish you luck with that quest.