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My name is Sehun. I'm not someone that opens up very easily, so if I open up to you, you better feel pretty damn special. R/S: My Knight Kaisexual | Roleplayer | 18+

[pinktokki-deactivated20250925]

reasons to love yuzuru hanyu: he does this cute hair ruffling thing

[psychofactz]

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

[atx-nerd-mom]

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

[heyfunniest]

Thank you robot-mama.

[jonqdaes]

[dodsrike-deactivated20140501]

[alyssaemilie]

if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

I always reblog this I just love it so much 

[thingsareterrifyingbutamazing]

okay listen. A train is coming towards you. You close your eyes. The train stops coming towards you. You haven’t died. Your brain is really freaking relieved that the train is not coming towards you anymore. That’s why you feel calm. Brains aren’t so stupid that they think you’ve died just because everything is black. It might have felt a bit stressed by seeing that there is a large vehicle travelling towards you, because sometimes it can have problems with understanding things outside of you and telling what’s real and what isn’t. But your brain perfectly aware that your heart is still beating and your lungs are still breathing and blood is still travelling around your body. That’s it’s job. You don’t feel calm because you “died”, you feel calm because you’re ALIVE.

Can we stop glorifying suicidal thoughts now please?

No matter what happens, you will always have an ancient part right in the middle of your human brain, somewhere that you have no access to, that wants nothing more than for you to stay alive.

[do-not-feed-the-animal-deactiva]

tHANK YOU

[iceages-deactivated20211123]

i lOVe this rant

[youusedtobemyhero]

THANK YOU SO MUCH. 

[alive-sehun]

My Brother: Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?

My Brother: Why is it called a building when it's already built?

My Brother: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

My Brother: When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...

My Brother: If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?

My Brother: Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?

My Brother: What's the speed of dark?

Me: -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-

[genamartian]

my mom was playing world of warcraft and someone said “fuck off” and she said “such language” and the next person said “very swear” and the next said “much offensive” and basically my mom started crying and blamed me

[brandinator]

[wangjckson]

[seungchul]

Then and now: Some things never really change…

[baekchan]

poor kyungsoo stuck between the twin towers

[ayoh-97]

THE TWIN TOWERS

[bentimothycarltoncumberbatch]

if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember

due to selective breeding throughout human history, and that people tend to marry attractive people and have more attractive kids, people today are exponentially more appealing than past generations.

So if you ever went back in time people would be amazed at your beauty and probably think you were some sort of god/goddess

[sasquatchgang]

this is not only amusing but it just made my mind explode

[thelolgifs]

[tootiefrooties-blog]

Caution, the footage may be extremely unsettling to some viewers.

[cremblr]

oh my god WHY DO PEOPLE DO THINGS LIKE THAT THIS IS A SICK SICK WORLD

[mycroft-holmes-approves]

i’m crying

[nestletrollhouse]

hide the children

[germball-deactivated20180723]

if u don’t reblog this i’m judging u x

[stupid-attractive-blog]

this is exactly why i hate the world. 

[swaggymcdaddy-blog1]

the world’s a real screwed up place

[doubleoh--no-deactivated2013111]

Can you reblog if you don't mind me coming into your ask ic, even if we've got a thread?

[snowypast]

Do you ever just see two roleplayers and their interactions are so cute that you just hide in your corner of the internet but peek out every so often and whisper

“I ship you”

[acbeachcityfolk-blog]

shout out to all my followers struggling with their eating during the holidays,  to everybody with unsupportive families, to everybody feeling weak, to everybody wanting to lock themselves in their room all night, to everybody anxious and panicked and feeling guilty while the people around them are enjoying themselves; you’re all so important to me and I hope this holiday season you can remember that you’re human and deserving of love no matter what

[c-kyunjpg]

members who ship xiuhan the most

luhan

lay

tao

members who have no clue about xiuhan

xiumin

[onlinewifey-deactivated20140318]

smack that ass from 8 feet away