They had it comin'.

Reily. 24. Slytherin. Providence. He/Him.

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence.

[crystalqueer]

My sister said the birds in her town were acting weird and I was like uh-huh whatever and then she sent pictures and

Now I’m terrified.

[hydro-homies]

Nice Guys & Nerds™️

[cutearson]

@meliciousintent coming in with the FACTS

[memewhore]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Salem News, Ohio, January 26, 1957

[theweirdwideweb]

[liberalfartsdegree]

list of things im handling well currently

1.

[sprite-truscum-pepsi]

This has just always been a thing I’ve known but now I wonder if it’s common knowledge bc it should be;

If you’re going to a doctor about anything, instead of just describing the symptoms, describe how it has affected your life. ‘My arm hurts when I straighten it’ will usually get you ‘wait a few days to see if it gets better’. ‘My arm hurts when I straighten it, and it has stopped me from being able to drive or use my computer at work, so I can’t function properly’ will usually get you a lot more consideration, and usually tests or a prescription.

This also applies for mental conditions, including gender dysphoria.

Make sure your physician knows the effect that your condition is having on your life, as this makes it a lot harder for them to dismiss you. This also makes it easier to hold them accountable if they ignore a dangerous condition, should you wish to pursue legal action.

[the-real-seebs]

what

i did not know that. useful, thanks!

[miniwave333]

this is so important for mental health conditions, i would actually argue for talking about the effects before the symptoms

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since some people are always pregnant, the average number of brains in a human body is higher than 1.

[pussiesaregod]

ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the food world, the backbone of many dishes. they never let u down. potatoes are the real winners here and we should feel honoured to be described as one

[absurdcachinnation]

I can think of at least one time potatoes have let down a very large group of people.

[archdemonsblood]

That was not the potatoes’ faults! That, like most things, was on the British.

[gentle-reminder]

gentle reminder

you might be better at fighting off your mental illness on some days than others, and that’s okay - it doesn’t mean you were faking before; you are valid, and i’m so proud of you

[mysharona1987]

[bethanyactually]

link to tweet link to article in tweet

[suyinzhang-deactivated20190815]

and here’s snopes verifying this, since no big media outlets are bothering to cover it

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

The amendment appears on a funding bill for the Departments of Labor, Health and Human Services, and Education. If it remains in the final bill, the amendment would cut 15% of federal adoption funding to states and localities that penalize adoption agencies that refuse to place children in families that conflict with the agency’s “sincerely held religious beliefs or convictions.” 

it hasn’t happened yet, so there’s still time to reach out to your representatives about it

also, i can guarantee you that no big media outlets are ever not bothering to cover huge stories that a lot of people care about

[stunningpicture]

So my dad got his hip replaced and had the doctor save it so he could turn it into a cane

[typette-deactivated20150825]

you cannot possibly become more boss than turning your own bone into a cane

[muchneededmerch]

I’d say he’s pretty hip

[still-and-starry-sea]

My osteoarchaeology-nerd ass is over here gettin’ ideas.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

[camo--zamboni-deactivated201510]

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

[camo--zamboni-deactivated201510]

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

[camo--zamboni-deactivated201510]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

[knopeleslie]

[scottishcookie]

you know whats really good? 

when black cats are drawn like this

thats really good thanks for coming to my ted talk

[the-old-homosexual-deactivated2]

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

[drferox]

Yup.

One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’

We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things

We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals

Meat safety is part of our training

Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice

We probably weren’t in the human hospital at the initial outbreak

[awsogmm]

I like how the confidence of this answer implies that we as vets have at some point sat down and discussed why and how we would survive the apocalypse 

[drferox]

You mean you haven’t?