Alive and Sleep Deprived

She/her | tired grad student | it's been 7 days since I slept in a bed and it shows

[incorrecttolkienquotes]

I killed a Balrog. You are so outclassed it's not even funny.

- Glorfindel, to the Nazgûl on the banks of the Bruinen, book I, chapter XII

[alyruko]

#GLORFINDEL#grabs your face and yells about him#AU in which glorfindel faces the nazgul#and theyre so overwhelmed with his perfection#they forsake their dark lord#and start following glorfindel instead#like literally following#it’s just like he a got a bunch of goth groupies overnight#glorfindel is all like#you guys uhhhhhh#this is making me a bit uncomfortable#you following me around everywhere#also while my quarters are quite spacious#ten’s a bit of a crowd you know; undead or not#so could you not… hover like that#this is very awkward you guys#but then they start giving him backrubs and making excellent tea and braiding his hair nicely#‘my lord of the golden flower’ they screech#‘while your hair is really a glorious wonder -’#(screech)#‘you must admit it is also a proven safety hazard’#glorfindel frowns but concedes their point#also the witch king of angmar turns out to be quite the capable hairstylist#glorfindel and his nazgul entourage#can that be a thing please (via dwimmerlaiks)

oh

my god

[glorf1ndel]

I thought this said “I kissed a balrog” at first and either way, good for Glorfindel

[sketchupnfries]

Since Rocky and Grace have access to a ton of video games on the Hail Mary, I figured eventually they'd play Just Dance during their trip to Erid

[uptownthots]

what is a normal amount of photos to have on your phone. probably 28,000 right

[uptownthots]

DONT SAY THAAAAAAAAT

[sanrio-stud]

how many pics & videos do you have on your phone?

0-500

501-1,000

1,001-5,000

5,001-10,000

10,001-15,000

15,001-20,000

20,001-25,000

25,001-30,000

30,001-40,000

40,001-50,000

50,001-60,000

> 60,000

Voting ended onJul 30

[anxietyproblem]

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post

[myarmcanfly]

Fat Horse No. 24

It’s the year of the horse and I’ve always been a horse girl at heart, so I’m finally taking advantage of the excuse to fill the world with fat little horses! These felted friends are about the size (and shape!) of an apple, and if you happen to have any apples to share I’m sure they’d help you out! This is a G1 My Little Pony that I picked for the incredibly fun hair color. Her name is Pink Dreams, from the slumber party gift set!

This piece is SOLD but I’m already hard at work on a herd of new ones for Furrydelphia, August 7-9th!

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

[vimbry-moved]

bears

[stillout2lunch]

Most recent progress pic of my glorious loon sweater. It’s a little old, it has sleeves now!

[myarmcanfly]

Fat Horse No. 6

It’s the year of the horse and I’ve always been a horse girl at heart, so I’m finally taking advantage of the excuse to fill the world with fat little horses! These felted friends are about the size (and shape!) of an apple, and if you happen to have any apples to share I’m sure they’d help you out! The unicorn has sparkle fiber mixed into the white base for a a delightfully subtle shimmer.

This piece and a whole herd of others will be available at my table at Anthrocon July 3-5!

[myarmcanfly]

Fat Horse No. 7

It’s the year of the horse and I’ve always been a horse girl at heart, so I’m finally taking advantage of the excuse to fill the world with fat little horses! These felted friends are about the size (and shape!) of an apple, and if you happen to have any apples to share I’m sure they’d help you out! Roan is one of my favorite horse colors, so since the first batch included a blue I thought it was time for a red!

This piece and a whole herd of others will be available at my table at Anthrocon July 3-5!

[myarmcanfly]

Fat Horse No. 8

It’s the year of the horse and I’ve always been a horse girl at heart, so I’m finally taking advantage of the excuse to fill the world with fat little horses! These felted friends are about the size (and shape!) of an apple, and if you happen to have any apples to share I’m sure they’d help you out! Some might say this is a donkey and not a horse, but if they want to hang out with the fat horses I’m not about to tell them no

This piece and a whole herd of others will be available at my table at Anthrocon July 3-5!

[myarmcanfly]

Fat Horse No. 9

It’s the year of the horse and I’ve always been a horse girl at heart, so I’m finally taking advantage of the excuse to fill the world with fat little horses! These felted friends are about the size (and shape!) of an apple, and if you happen to have any apples to share I’m sure they’d help you out! This one may LOOK like a kelpie, the legendarily aggressive Scottish water-horse, but they promise not to drown anyone. And they look pretty trustworthy… right?

This piece and a whole herd of others will be available at my table at Anthrocon July 3-5!

[myarmcanfly]

Fat Horse No. 10

It’s the year of the horse and I’ve always been a horse girl at heart, so I’m finally taking advantage of the excuse to fill the world with fat little horses! These felted friends are about the size (and shape!) of an apple, and if you happen to have any apples to share I’m sure they’d help you out! Blanket appaloosas were one of my first horse fascinations as a kid, so I had no choice but to make one.

This piece and a whole herd of others will be available at my table at Anthrocon July 3-5!

[myarmcanfly]

Fat Horse No. 19

It’s the year of the horse and I’ve always been a horse girl at heart, so I’m finally taking advantage of the excuse to fill the world with fat little horses! These felted friends are about the size (and shape!) of an apple, and if you happen to have any apples to share I’m sure they’d help you out! When I started making these, I knew I absolutely had to make the Lascaux cave painting horse. There’s no more classic fat horse in the world!

This piece is SOLD but I’m already hard at work on a herd of new ones for Furrydelphia, August 7-9th!

[myarmcanfly]

Fat Horse No. 20

It’s the year of the horse and I’ve always been a horse girl at heart, so I’m finally taking advantage of the excuse to fill the world with fat little horses! These felted friends are about the size (and shape!) of an apple, and if you happen to have any apples to share I’m sure they’d help you out! You know I had to make a pigeon once I decided to do a pegasus. The chest features Angelina sparkle fiber for that flash of iridescence!

This piece is SOLD but I’m already hard at work on a herd of new ones for Furrydelphia, August 7-9th!

[myarmcanfly]

Fat Horse No. 23

It’s the year of the horse and I’ve always been a horse girl at heart, so I’m finally taking advantage of the excuse to fill the world with fat little horses! These felted friends are about the size (and shape!) of an apple, and if you happen to have any apples to share I’m sure they’d help you out! This is another specific G1 My Little Pony - this time the adorable Baby Fleecy with her soft yarn ball symbols!

This piece is SOLD but I’m already hard at work on a herd of new ones for Furrydelphia, August 7-9th!