All I Want Is Forward Progress

Michael. 28. So Cal is my home. Music is my life.

[everythingfox]

The cutest sandwich

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[throughwinterfields]

Ondřej Chvátal

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Pokemon Zoography Posters made by BogelbearArt

[everythingfox]

Baby dragon

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[owakita]

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[garbage-empress]

time smells bad.

[chrome--horse]

what Synesthetic bullcrap is this now

[garbage-empress]

Listen

I accidentally leave the milk out overnight.

Milk smells bad the next day.

Why does milk smell bad?

Time gets in it.

[garbage-empress]

@ryanthecynic

[larckla]

Just realised this implies that a fridge cancels or slows time down

[garbage-empress]

As a simple experiment I will put some plutonium in my refrigerator and see if it decays slower, brb

[garbage-empress]

The results are in!

I have radiation poisoning!

[lastvalyrian]

this time it’s the opposite of Greek philosophy because you used the scientific method

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[ababeinthewoods]

Moments before disaster.

[therockettrio]

I love early asshole pikachu

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[beardedmrbean]

[the-gotheltic-rowan]

[littlewickedthingss]

Kaitlin Sobiesiak

[broke-bruce-wayne]

Important Milestone

The song about how nobody likes you when you're 23 turns 23 today

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

honestly if teleporters ever got invented during my lifetime i would be the most annoying analog boomer about it. my grandkids would be like ugh, grandma, why don’t you just take a teleporter trip to come visit us, we all do it all the time and it’s obviously safe and i would be like absolutely not. it kills you and reconstitutes a copy with your exact memories. you are consciously my grandchildren and i do not hold it against you but i know in my heart that you are nothing but copies of copies of copies borne out of irresponsible technology use. i am not touching that devil’s elevator as long as i live. i will take an airplane and you will wait for the several hours it takes for me to come visit you

[beardedmrbean]

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