Carcinisation take me

he/they/she | 78% 🥔 21% Water | gay | covetous | BLM | BTLM | Pro-Abortion | Nationalize US Rail | Count and Tax CEO Inventives as salary

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[ababeinthewoods]

My dopamine is coming exclusively from photos of dogs and that one raccoon with short spine syndrome.

[onlybloodypeepshow]

Series 4, Episode 2: ‘Conference’

[tall]

[bedupolker]

wish there was a way to be like, hey I didn't want to pay for your streaming service subscription for this show so I watched it free on a shady pirate streaming site, I liked it so here's a one time payment of ten bucks, consider making a season two (which I'll also be watching free on a shady pirate site)

[southern-continent-skies]

We used to call this "buying DVDs."

[totallynotgayforyou]

Time for another gaming list, over 300 games that released in 2007 so there has to be some you've played either then or recently. Enjoy ✨️

Tumblr's Favourite Games of 2007

A compiled list of over 300 games released in 2007, your choices will decide one what are truly Tumblr's Favourite Games of 2007

How many have you played?

1-3

4-6

7-10

11-15

16-20

21-30

31-40

41-50

50+

None/I'm Bald/Video games are stupid and i hate them

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

[ababeinthewoods]

I figured out how to generate MIME emails with attachments and html formatting in sql and have no one to enthuse about it with.

[pastel-pink-psycho]

[verseflex]

¬_¬

[mi-ciudad]

ʕ⁠っ⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠っ

[ababeinthewoods]

₍ ˃ᯅ˂）

( ꪊꪻ⊂)

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[ababeinthewoods]

Moments before disaster.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Visit Original Link

[bundibird]

I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.

[witha-boxofscraps]

This CANNOT be left in the tags you came with RECEIPTS

[bundibird]

Sorry, @akinari-kashihara , she invited who the fuck to her wedding??

[akinari-kashihara]

Hi sorry

Taylor Swift fans ‘sickened’ after ICE contractor attends wedding

The contractor's company is responsible for running ICE's largest detention centre.

[cryptidcaper]

Did everyone also forget her old photos too?

[gotterhag]

Post of the Year award

[you-need-not-apply]

Bro I just nearly fucking died

[you-need-not-apply]

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

[you-need-not-apply]

Dude I was dry heaving into a sink barely breathing and my brain went “this is gonna make a sick ass tumblr story”

[epistleii]

is this accurate

[you-need-not-apply]

Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

[dancinbutterfly]

I can never leave here

[itsrainingshadybitches]

[tygermama]

“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”

[defydamage]

I ALMOST SPIT MY ROOTBEER

[gallusrostromegalus]

“Think you’re all aesthetic, huh? A real instagram Wiseguy!  You want something to blog about? We’ll give ya something to blog about!”

[quendergeer]

the nature of tumblr is such that every few years it will independently invent goodfeathers

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[yamelcakes]

world’s most evil man and I’m not being hyperbolic

[2colde]

the implication of saying hi

[berdymane]

Saying hi ending explained

[ababeinthewoods]

this is why you should never say hi

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]