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[animentality]

This thread is hysterical.

[snowylynxx]

already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA

don't interact with corporate tumblr accounts

yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day

the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one

[mortimermcmirestinks]

READ THIS IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT

[mengyan]

love like the galaxy + “i hope this email finds you…”

[aletheyass]

honestly cain and abel aren’t even special like that’s just what having a brother is like

[azzandra]

Yeah, but they didn’t know that yet because brothers had only just been invented.

[programmerhumour]

Branch prediction

[lowpolyanimals]

Scuba Cat from Katamari Damacy

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[viciousmeme]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[1620p-deactivated20210608]

Drip. Fuck you mean why

[hiddency]

I didn’t even look at the other options

[bimmydraws]

fun outfit idea!

[mattchewpicchu]

Retail worker dream uniform

[thebibliosphere]

2021 is the year that crucifix nail nipples will actually turn 5 years old, i have it set on my calendar so i can read it and weep as it sucks yet another 10 years from my lifespan

I too have it marked on my calendar. If only so I won’t be surprised when I log in on March 16th and wonder why my inbox is filled with people yelling at me about vampire nipples.

[anxiousmercy]

I have NO context for this and I am CACKLING

[thebibliosphere]

I really hate that even on this fresh install, and with a brand new browser, Google still managed to auto fill this when I went looking for it.

For anyone who wants it, Crucifix Nail Nipples.

[garrettauthor]

Do ya know what.

I don’t know HOW many times I’ve read Crucifix Nail Nipples.

I went and read it again.

Because like.

I need some fucking joy right now. We all do.

[yes-im-a-simple-man]

We were listening to The Nutcracker on the highway yesterday and this happened. Enjoy the March of the Snowplows

[radiojamming]

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

[copperbadge]

Some spectacular dark energy in this post. 

[ripcheeztv]

Golf ball hitting steel at 150mph, recorded at 70 000fps

[diddlemydiddlies]

physics is so fucked up

[tfw-adhd]

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[pon-raul]

Hero cat

[goaliesarethebest]

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

[jenniferrpovey]

See.

Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.

Cats see us as colony members.

Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.

So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.

People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.

We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

[isay]

Word of the year poll: Guardian readers describe 2020 as 'shit'

Apologies for the expletives but results of our word poll show you thought 2020 was, well ... very, very bad. However the word for 2021 is m

[texnessa]

Shit closely followed by fucked, challenging, exhausting, unprecedented clusterfuck.

Yep, that about sums it up.