Mason Hale

18 years old, senior at Flemming. Don't push me too far or you'll end up on the ground. Careful of the dirt down there.

[all-hale-mason]

Only 70? That seems like a lot!

[isabellamfg-archive-blog]

Sounds like a lot but it’s only about 5 U.S. dollars. 

[all-hale-mason]

Oh wow. That's good then I guess.

[all-hale-mason]

Sorry for being starving.

[gwenmurray-archives-deactivated]

Oh, no, don’t apologize for being hungry; apologize for sounding like you’re chewing shredded kitchen utensils.

[all-hale-mason]

Oh no thanks.

[gwenmurray-archives-deactivated]

So, what’s in that cereal besides dried twigs and small animal bones?

[all-hale-mason]

Sorry for being starving.

[isabellamfg-archive-blog]

Look—look! I found this really cute hat and it was only 70 pesos.

[isabellamfg-archive-blog]

[all-hale-mason]

Only 70? That seems like a lot!

[gwenmurray-archives-deactivated]

Okay, I’d really like to know what you’re trying to say here.

[all-hale-mason]

I honestly have no clue.

[all-hale-mason]

Ok then maybe don’t do it. And yes I’ve been to juvie remember?

[gwenmurray-archives-deactivated]

— Riiight. And yeah, I almost forgot you’re supposed to be a badass or whatever.

[all-hale-mason]

And I almost forgot you're supposed to be a girl.

[all-hale-mason]

Uh depends. Over 18 yet?

[gwenmurray-archives-deactivated]

Yep. Do you really know what you’re talking about or are you just trying to scare me? ‘Cause you need to sound more convincing.

[all-hale-mason]

Ok then maybe don’t do it. And yes I've been to juvie remember?

[gwenmurray-archives-deactivated]

— Soooo, what are the charges for impersonating a police officer, again?

[gwenmurray-archives-deactivated]

[all-hale-mason]

Uh depends. Over 18 yet?

[all-hale-mason]

Rude Julia. Rude.

[julia--farrell]

I’m just being honest. Where did you find it anyway?

[all-hale-mason]

I'm not entirely sure.

[all-hale-mason]

Look what I found.

How does it look?

[julia--farrell]

That is the ugliest thing that I’ve ever seen.

[all-hale-mason]

Rude Julia. Rude.

[all-hale-mason]

Look what I found.

How does it look?

[finnknox-archive]

You look like an asshole.

[all-hale-mason]

Hey!

[all-hale-mason]

Look what I found.

How does it look?

[all-hale-mason]

Mason: yeah but who the fuck is your son??

Gwen: are u fucking dumb

Mason: nope just drunk

[all-hale-mason]

Gwen: ????

Gwen: have u never heard of jesus or

Mason: yeah but who the fuck is your son??

[all-hale-mason]

Text ✉️ open

Finn: hyfr!!!

Mason: I love that we can get trashed and not get in trouble!

[all-hale-mason]

1) New York, New York 2) Nashville, Tennessee 3) Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 4) Dallas, Texas 5) Outer Banks, North Carolina

[all-hale-mason]

Gwen: son....

Gwen: it is 2:53am and i'm here to talk to u abt our lord and savior jesus christ bc he is literally tHE LOVE OF MY LIFE

Gwen: jk i'm here to tell u abt my first kiss

Gwen: also if u ignore me or fall asleep i will scoop ur eyes out and feed them to piranhas

Mason: what the fuck?