Trying new food is good, especially when the majority of your diet is Doritos.
Yeah, but.. can't we eat something that looks edible?
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Trying new food is good, especially when the majority of your diet is Doritos.
Yeah, but.. can't we eat something that looks edible?
--When I said I wanted to try new things, this isn't exactly what I had in mind.
Gwen: listen
Gwen: don't be fucking rude
Finn: tell me ur god damn story
Um… I don’t know. I guess the standard kind of things? You know, world hunger, racism, misogyny, and — stuff. I once got really annoyed with someone who wouldn’t chew with their mouth closed, but I hadn’t slept the night before so I was already pretty cranky.
I meant more along the lines of bad habits; like someone chewing their nails or somethin'. But right, right, those are understandable.
Look what I found.
How does it look?
You look like an asshole.
Gwen: WHY do u always think i'm on something gOD
Gwen: anyways
Gwen: here's the story
Gwen: i was in kindergarten aka the dark ages
Finn: zzzzzz
I mean, I could but what would that really accomplish? Plus, you’d also have to do something that’d anger me enough to chew you out for, so maybe you should be working on that.
Okay... please list the things that piss you off.
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Mason: wooh this place is awesome!!
Finn: hyfr!!!
Gwen: son....
Gwen: it is 2:53am and i'm here to talk to u abt our lord and savior jesus christ bc he is literally tHE LOVE OF MY LIFE
Gwen: jk i'm here to tell u abt my first kiss
Gwen: also if u ignore me or fall asleep i will scoop ur eyes out and feed them to piranhas
Finn: honestly what r u on
Apart from randomly feeling nervous and jittery, I’m fine.
And yeah, I’ve seen her. She has all these cool-looking bruises. Don’t tell her about the cut on your forearm, though; she’d probably say something like, ‘we need to get you to a hospital now,’ or something. She’s like our mom now. All she’s ever done the past two weeks was worry.
That should be normal, don't be ashamed about it- if you are, I mean.
I think the injuries--some injuries look bad ass; like we just survived some nuclear war or some shit. Yeah, I told her to knock it off, it's probably really unhealthy for her to get worked up like that.
Yeah you can uh..let go now.
--'Kay, just let me know if you need something.
Would it be a bad time to mention that I lost my really expensive phone and can’t find it anywhere? Oh, and my hat is still gone, if anyone would like to fess up to stealing it.
Your phone is probably long gone, man. As for your hat.. I think I might know where it went.
I don’t care Finn. They need to figure out how to get us the hell out of here because I did not sign up for near death experiences… I was in the hotel elevator when it happened… It went into free fall for like three floors before it stopped on the second… What if it had hit the basement?
I think once the roads are clear they're letting us leave.. Holy shit, really? That must've been fucking traumatizing. Were you alone?
I feel like that may be a first. But then again, I am a notoriously kind person.
Yeah, too kind. I still want you to tell me off someday.
I am glad we’re okay. It’s just annoying how some are whiny.
Not everybody handles things the way you do, man.
Appreciate me, I was just trying to make people laugh after this freak earthquake. You didn’t, though, which kinda sucked. Are you sure you’re okay?
I've been trying a bit, too. Puns just don't work in the midst of an earthquake. I have a huge cut on my forearm though, nothing too severe. How 'bout you? Have you seen Izzy, yet?
Alright, so, on this week’s episode of “Everybody Hates Gwen,” there’s this nun who feels the need to give me the ‘death glare’ everytime she walks by. I mean, okay, it’s not like I needed her to be nice to me and comfort me like she’s my grandma, y’know, after this near-death experience, nope.
But lesson of the day: always — and by “always,” I mean always — check if there are holy people around before making penis jokes.
You've outdone yourself this time, I have no clue how to respond to this.