I Crave Chaos

i am going insane

[all-lars-bars]

Okay, Warning in advance, I will be rbing hl2vrai posts with the #hl2vrai tag, as well as #hl2vrai spoilers.

So if you haven't watched the stream or plan on waiting until the Definitive Edition (the youtube videos), filter those tags now!

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[anariel-the-elrond-apologist]

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

[throathole]

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

[a-book-of-creatures]

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

[cognitohazardous]

[bread-in-the-void]

um?

[kimiko24]

I fucking love this video

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[toothsheeran]

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[sssssswirly]

I redrew this picture of the cast as the characters

also I’m seeing the movie today AAAAAAAA ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[sailatina3]

[zsnes]

[ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2]

Tags via @redtailfins

[sr-pelo]

Pelo, are you aware that the finale of the amazing digital circus was leaked?

[shaylai]

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[maidling-deactivated20260401]

[funny-tik-toks]

[charseraph]

Say I love you to your friend who walks slow. Who pauses long and often to gather their thoughts. Who forgets what they were trying to say. Who can’t focus on you because of pain. Who can’t give complex responses even though they wish they could. Who struggles to ask for anything because the answer could be no. Say I love you to your friend who feels safe enough to be slow around you.

[pansyfemme]

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

[pansyfemme]

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that