The Addams Family

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Klimt + The Addams Family

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Klimt + The Addams Family

[forthegothicheroine]

Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.

[unwinona]

There’s a whole plotline in the Addams Family Musical where Morticia and Gomez realize at the same time they each thought Grandmama was the other one’s parent and no one knows who the hell she is, and literally nothing changes because, well, she’s Grandmama now.

[obeliskthetormentorsfeetpics]

Gomez’s life’s ambition is to be a failed investor, just walk up to him and say “I’ve got this crazy idea, it’ll probably never work, but I need 5 million dollars to try” and he’ll just shout “brilliant!” Then sword fight you and give you the money

And because it’s Gomez whatever you do with the money will end up outrageously profitable

[satellite-slickers]

i find it impossibly funny that this is the canon reason for the adam family fortune. gomez desperately wants to be a failed investor and lose it all, but every single unhinged thing he throws money at *somehow* ends up becoming wildly successful

[rwprincess]

There is no shame in loving without abandon. ✌️❤️

[explorerrowan]

And the real trick to it is falling madly in love with literally everything. Gomez Addams isn't just madly in love with Morticia, he's madly in love with his house, with his train set, with his kids, with his brother, with his weird normie neighbors, with literally everything. Different kinds of love for each, but love all the same. For having such morbid tastes, Gomez is madly in love with life. THAT'S how you land a Morticia, by being unapologetically and madly in love with everything around you.

[pluralwizard]

Bitches love me for my passionate swag and my unrelenting appreciate for the zest of life

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

why is it that all the new addams family media from the last like 20 years has been like “oh wednesday doesn’t fit in with her family” “oh wednesday is striking out on her own and discovering her own interests” as if she’s not literally the perfect ideal addams and she doesn’t love being the perfect ideal addams meanwhile pugsley is a colorful bright-haired optimist who adopted a puppy and then joined the boy scouts until his parents called a therapist on him

[90smovies]

Addams Family Values

[classicvampire]

[stars-bean]

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[thora-jane]

*sighs, tossing the paper to the side and taking a sip of coffee* y’know, Gomez Addams would NEVER.

[stars-bean]

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[powerjock]

gomez addams is the dream friend. id kill to have that dude in my corner. like if he found out my company closed cuz of covid he’d just give me 5k a month until “you get back on your feet, old boy”. I’d have to sword fight him like twice a week but then I’d just get better at sword fighting. literally what is the downside

[johnnyblaze64-deactivated202306]

[whatdoyoushay]

[wrayofmoonshine]

[rwprincess]

There is no shame in loving without abandon. ✌️❤️

[deadbeatmaker]

it’s okay to murder people but it’s not okay to disrespect your wife btw

[stevienick]

[notdayle]

The Addams Family 1964 is running my life rn