Smol Mom Kihyun

"I'll drop kick him if we get chicken"-Minhyuk

[fearlonging]

me every single day of my damn life

[gothvomitt]

I need more Franz Kafka memes thanks

[all-time-lien]

“I am a very unhappy human being and you, dearest, simply had to be summoned to create an equilibrium for all this misery” - Franz Kafka 

[stars-on-my-shoulder]

Me, seeing a bug: Nice Kafka reference

[moranjpg]

absolutely on board with the dont know what the fuck is happening but i sure am going to pretend that i do vibe that kafka has going on in his little stories

[romehoe-montague]

yeah, i’ve been reading kafka’s diaries lately. they’re really good

/cry for help

[jorjor-wel]

[signifying-something]

been thinking about how when i said ‘rip kafka you would’ve loved a bugs life’ i did not mean to make my brain realise that any animated movie about insects or bugs is about capitalism. prove me wrong.

[fursat]

kafkaesque urge to send him kafka's letters like cryptic messages disguised as an attempt to make him understand that ive a crush on him

[but-a-dust]

[bizarrobrain]

[fearlonging]

[cvntyblogger]

franz kafka could write "i hate myself" and it would be posted on tumblr with 336,190 notes and people saying "he.... really gets me"

[lmaowhosemaddie]

Gregor Samsa: would you still love me if i was a bug? 🥺

His entire family: no <3

[fearlonging]

[thomas-is-my-name]

Halloween costume idea

sexy Franz Kafka’s metamorphosis

[bluebellbanshee]

The sexy men of tumblr

The nominations:

Franz "poor little meow meow and calendar boy" Kafka

Hozier "ethereal forest god and just a dude from Ireland"

Karl "I predict the downfall of capitalism" Marx

Satan "free will and rebellion and remember those two statues?!"

Andrew Garfield "sweet romantic guy and you only can like him now if you remember that one doctor who episode"