All Time Wholocked

[showerthoughtspost]

Pressing the crosswalk button when there are already people standing there is like publicly announcing that you don’t trust any of them

[oppositionresearch]

I don’t

[annainthewoods]

it probably won’t surprise you to learn that some of the imagery in over the garden wall comes directly from antique halloween postcards. the vegetable car in particular is a well-known example of early twentieth-century halloween art.

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

steven universe gets a lot of shit and ive only seen one season so who am i to say? maybe it deserves it.

but today i was babysitting a little girl for the first time and she asked me the question i fear the most “are you a boy or a girl?” i launched into the usual “y’know im not really any of those” and was prepared for the worst but she just nodded and said “so youre like stevonnie!” and immediately moved on.

so like. thank u miss rebecca sugar i owe you my life ma’am.

[dovahqueen4]

[transbloke]

Decisions, decisions.

[fakehistory]

Rare photo of J.K. Rowling about to make a tweet (circa 2019)

[catsbeaversandducks]

UPS drivers have the most interesting photos to share. 

Photos via UPS Dogs

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[charlesoberonn]

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

[terminallydepraved]

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

[loremerchant]

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

[self-critical-automaton]

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

[hashtagparksandrec]

[amandaexmachina-deactivated2018]

Donna for the new BBC Sherlock.

[moonblossom]

I would watch the hell out of that. Make it happen please.

[isitcoldenoughforpants]

Only if Tom is Watson

[instant-oatmeal]

yes please

[thursday]

[generationiii-blog]

i write sins not shopping receipts

[coffeebuddha]

Oh, Well imagine, As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store, And I can’t help but to hear, No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words: “What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker. “And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

[snapgif]

[irisannallen]

smaug-official:

My man Joe don’t give a fuck

[chinese-satellite-deactivated20]

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

a man to a sad woman: you are beautiful and hot and sexy and that’s why i talk to you. cheer up ☺️

[roseoilz]

when u get a crush and u already know how its gonna turn out

[all-time-wholocked]

me: *buys something online*

me:

me: where is it

[slimetony]

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

[chandra-nalaar]

earth

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]