Opposition Research

It has been so long since I even looked at my bio. I truly have no idea what to put here. 30s (???), any/all, PNW.

[littlealienproducts]

Vintage 80s Piano Phone from MONTREALFLEAMARKET

[dogpuppy]

[victusinveritas]

[kaijuerotica]

sorry im on tumblr literally all day and reblogged your post within 43 seconds. it will happen again

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love how Indeed is like

tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:

-booger farmer (45 miles away)

-astronaut (5 minutes away)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

and neither of them are actually hiring

[cheaphalloweencostume]

like

[infectiouspiss]

i'm sweet? (ignore the other one)

[json-derulo]

me: what’s it like in heaven?

john denver: you know west virginia?

me: yeah?

john denver: it’s like. marginally better than that

[px41]

It's june

[random-jot]

[geosie]

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[memecucker]

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[noodleincident]

happy 9 years and 3 weeks to this

[noodleincident]

happy 9 years 363 days to this ​and happy 9 years 11 months and 1 week since obergefell ♥️

[cpericardium]

happy pride

[weedvapeuser]

I need to remember that 90% of the people discussing politics on here are basically operating at this level of historical literacy.

[thancbread]

i love this reply in particular

[officeshelpdesk]

由于中国世纪已经到来，我现在只会用（可能写得不太好的）简化汉语来发帖。

[officeshelpdesk]

有一天，我们都会回首往事，大笑起来，不过，我们会以一种明显的中国方式大笑。

[officeshelpdesk]

当有人谋杀“South African Pedophile Hitler”时，我会回去用英语发帖

[discord-the-app-offical]

No clue what you’re saying but right on brother