𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝖊𝖌𝖔 @all3go - Tumblr Blog

private roleplay blog featuring a kayfabe inspired portrayal of wwe’s ethan page written exclusively for highspotshq.

𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐲 𝐢𝐧 ego sharpened into ambition. the sound of expensive shoes echoing down empty hallways. a smile rehearsed enough to pass for sincerity. main character syndrome. arrogance disguised as confidence. always needing to be seen, heard, remembered. vanity fed by spotlights and applause. the desperation behind perfection. all ego. all heart. the man who swears he’s the future until the world finally believes him.

open to any and all plots / connections. shipping is based on chemistry only. never married, and with no children.

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remich4r

well ... i'm just saying, dogs don't like being cold. i'm sure you like it because it makes your tan look tanner than it is

all3go

do i look like a dog to you? and i’m not gonna pretend that’s not one of the reasons. the fact that you still know me so well is actually touching.

mcdmanx

…. Okay to be fair I did kind of forget about Shawn spears being Canadian for like .5 seconds not gonna lie to you. 💀 it’s nothing personal my dude.

all3go

well you know what, since shawn is what we consider to be a lesser, i’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. consider 25% of your sins absolved.

#/ no shhhhhhh we love him anyway

mcdmanx

Okay?! I didn’t say I hated Canada though damn. Yall out here acting like I’m attacking the whole damn thing. I simply said not my cowboy, I love my boii Clark. 😭

all3go

ah, ah, that is not simply what you said. in the previous sentence, you suggested the murderer of two of canada’s greats. that’s a hate crime if i ever saw one.

all3go

breaking news: @mcdmanx hates canada. i have receipts.

remich4r

it’s cold as fuck up there

all3go

thank you for the weather report remi. 🙄

cj-jackson

He’s gotta go.

all3go

doing our country the service it deserves!

mcdmanx

I -

Do I hate Canada? I can’t remember if I’ve said this before, truth is, I probably have at some point. 💀

all3go

this you?

breaking news: @mcdmanx hates canada. i have receipts.

iz3i

wow that’s craaaaazy, what an insane assumption.

all3go

i’m just over here living the dream in europe. definitely not doing anything that would call for this. definitely not.

iz3i

anyone feel like digging a 6.2ft hole? i pay generously.

all3go

what a coincidence, this is my height. and i know you’re not looking to bury me.

@ someone you'd take on a date

do i really have to narrow it down to one person because that’s where i’m having trouble.

you looking for anything?

i can’t find my pair of tweezers, actually. i might just be going a little bit insane.

What drives you?

his name escapes me right now. we had to get a bunch of assigned drivers over here in europe, and they keep changing every time the country does.

you're stuck on an island for a year, who are the 5 people you're bringing to keep you company?

thoughtful question. let’s see, i’m definitely bringing my ego along with me ‘cuz yes, that’s a whole nother entity. next would have to be @rsaintz . next is the guy i cloned myself into. and last would probably be @iz3i just because i know she would thrive with this company.