he/him

you are welcome and valid

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Karasuma: can we please pick up some food or something i havent eaten since 10

Rio: but sir i thought u were like... 28?

Karasuma:

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Louis: apparently some people think my boyfriend’s a little scary

Haru: a little?

Jack: some people?

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Kaminari: hey i accidentally ate Midoriyas lunch... how long do i have left to live?

Bakugou: 10

Kaminari: 10 what?

Bakugou: 9...

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Sugawara: name?

Tsukishima: Tsukishima Kei

Sugawara: parents?

Tsukishima: two

Sugawara: *rolling his eyes* sex?

Tsukishima: jeez take me to dinner first

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Hiyoko: this was a 100% successful mission

Ibuki: we lost mikan...

Hiyoko: this was a 100% successful mission

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Hizashi, leaning on the counter flirtatiously: so uh, you come here often?

Aizawa:

Aizawa: We live here.

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Bakugou: god how many times do i have to apologize before you forgive me

Iida: Just once.

Bakugou: no

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Endeavor: wait how many kids do you have?

Aizawa: biologically emotionally or legally?

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Doctor: well i was going to ask if you are sexually active but-

Kou, wearing a authentic plague doctor costume: but what

og credits to @/incorrectbnha1 on twitter

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Hizashi: you know what i feel like my students are having an awful rough time today so i wont assign them anything ill just tell them to send in a picture of their favorite pokemon

Hizashi: ashido sent in a digimon i cant fucking trust these kids anymore

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Kaminari: ok now all we need is the butter, the baseball bat, and the 6 notebooks-

Bakugou: what the fuck are you planning on doing

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All Might: look okay i dont make the rules-

Shigaraki: yes you fucking do! and all of the rules are shit!

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Ritsu: mmm Mios chapstick tastes so good!

Yui: oh! did you two finally kiss?

Mio: no??? she ate it.

Yui: ...👁👄👁

op: swallo_kudasai on insta

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Bokuto: caffeine no longer keeps me awake when doing homework, so instead i have akaashi occasionally send me texts saying “we need to talk”

Bokuto: it gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear to keep going at 2 am

op: @totally-correct-mha

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Killua: can i have a moment alone with him?

Leorio: of course

Killua leaning into the coffin: listen bitch i know you aint dead

Gon not even opening his eyes: yeah no shit

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Hizashi: hey you know what would be really sexy?

Hizashi: eating food off of eachother

Shouta: you didnt do the dishes did you?

Hizashi: i did not

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Ryota: hey i th-

The Fandom: just shut up

Ryota: but i

The Fandom: just go away