♔ THE SKY IS MINE ❛ ᵃᵘᵗºᵖˡᵃʸ

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.

[TEXT]: i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

[TEXT]: i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

[TEXT]: and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

[TEXT]: I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

[TEXT]: ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.

[TEXT]: Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.

[TEXT]: just caught grandpa beating off in the living room

[TEXT]: I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.

[TEXT]: I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.

[TEXT]: who knew my inner goddess was such a whore

[TEXT]: You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.

[TEXT]: An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.

[TEXT]: Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.

[TEXT]: DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS

[TEXT]: he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.

[TEXT]: 7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!

[TEXT]: You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.

[TEXT]: NEWS FLASH, A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.

[TEXT]: Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.

[TEXT]: Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.

[TEXT]: Spotted, forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.

[TEXT]: I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.

[TEXT]: well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard

[TEXT]: i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level

[TEXT]: I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER

[TEXT]: I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth

[TEXT]: On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?

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RP Tagging Game.

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Name of your muse.

Jakuzure Nonon

One picture you like of your muse’s fc.

Two headcanons you have for your muse that you never told anyone.

Sometimes, when she’s feeling angry or upset, she’ll host hypothetical conversations with her stuffed animals. She knows it’s silly, but it helps, in a weird way. She is extremely defensive about this fact, and she would sooner kill you than admit it.

Nonon doesn’t have very close ties (if any) with her biological family. This is part of the reason why she’s so vehement about keeping Satsuki’s favour and attention; she’s sort of over-compensating for the fact that she doesn’t really have anyone else. Also the reason why she generally perpetually dislikes Ryuko.

Three things that your muse loves doing in their free time.

Composing music.

Chatting with her comrades, much as they may annoy her.

Drinking tea with friends

five people that your muse loves/admires:

Satsuki

The elite four

????????????

SATSUKI??

SATSUKI. THAT’S LITERALLY IT.

three fond childhood memories.

Receiving her first 3-star uniform.

Her very first piano recital. (She absolutely nailed it, of course.)

The very first time she met Satsuki; quickly after that, Nonon made a habit of pinkie-swearing with her every chance she got and splitting her cookies with her at lunch. (Which was a big deal, because Nonon doesn’t easily part with sweets.)

two things your muse regrets.

Attempting to kill Ryuko; if only because they ended up being on the same side in hindsight, and because it made Satsuki upset. She still doesn’t really like her.

Literally any time she fails to meet expectations are pretty high up there on the regret factor.

one thing they’d go through heaven or hell to save/change.

sATSUKI....

tag ten people: uM i never know who to tag for these things so this is a formal invitation for u to fill this thing out if you’re reading this and you wanna do it friend!! ‘ u ‘

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Tagged by gamburoo!

|| The Basics ||

Name: Nonon Jakuzure Nickname(s): The Snake Age: 18 Species: Human

|| Personal ||

Morality: Lawful / Neutral / Chaotic / Good / Gray / Evil Religious Belief: N/A Sins: Lust / Greed / Gluttony / Sloth / Pride / Envy / Wrath Virtues: Chastity / Charity / Diligence / Humility / Kindness / Patience / Justice Primary Goals In Life: To exceed any and all expectations; namely Satsuki’s Languages Known: Japanese. And apparently english when she’s speaking to characters that can only speak english Secrets: shES A LAME DWEEB......not but seriously, I don’t think Nonon has very many secrets. And if she did, she’d be pretty bad at keeping them.  Quirks: She always has a lollipop on her person at all times?? who even knows where she gets them from. she also hums under her breath a lot. it’s usually bach or beethoven or smthn Savvies: Combat and music, obviously. She’s an amazing conductor, but she would also singlehandedly play the entire orchestra if she could. Nonon CAN sing, but it’s one of the rare things that she’s actually quite shy about.

|| Physical ||

Build: Slender / Scrawny / Bony / Fit / Athletic / Herculean / Babyfat / Pudgy / Obese / Other Height:  5′0 Weight: 105 lb Scars/Birthmarks:  N/A Abilities/Powers:  Mostly just the abilities that her uniforms grant her. She is pretty adept at plain old hand-to-hand combat, though; she favours the knife. Restrictions: She has a pretty bad temper when it comes down to it. she also can’t do all that cool stuff like fly and shoot rockets if she happens to not have her uniform

|| Favorites ||

Favourite Food: chawanmushi Favourite Drink: royal milk tea Favourite Pizza Topping: i think she probably doesn’t like pizza, but if she HAD to pick, it’d be something inoffensive like ham Favourite Color: pink! Favourite Music Genre: classical, obviously Favourite Book Genre: Nonon is way too impatient and easily bored to read books Favourite Movie Genre: action Favourite Season: spring Favourite Swear Word: she doesn’t have a favourite, but she says ‘hell’ the most Favourite Scent: the way the air smells after a thunderstorm; the scent of old sheets of paper; bubblegum and coconut Favourite Quote: eh. again, nonon doesn’t strike me as the kind of person to get all poetic with favourite quotes and sayings and junk                                        

|| Fun Stuff ||

“Boss” Theme Music: she already has her own theme and its p badass Bottom or Top: probably a switch tbh Sings In The Shower: Yes / No Likes Bad Puns: Yes / No

Their Opinion On The Mun: Eh. She doesn’t do a whole lot.

Tag 10 People!: if u are reading this and u would like to do it friendo, pls go for it!! ‘ u ‘ i am officially tagging u

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I’m not finished just yet.

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                                     ❛ DO WE HAVE A PACT ?

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┋▋♔ ❜ Starter Call!

I’m home from work and super beat, so I’m gonna chill and work on my drafts! Like this if you’d like a starter, and I’ll hop to it right away- mutuals only.

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                                                    THE SKY IS MINE !!

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ledovna replied to your post:     *trips* *fumbles* *wrathia blog      falls...

EYEZOOMS AT

[SPACEJAM VOICE] Y’ALL READY FOR THIS

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     *trips* *fumbles* *wrathia blog      falls out of my pocket* shit how      did this happen

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rosegaia replied to your post:whHat tHE HECKE I’ M ALREADY DONE …?????????

i read it all in one night tbh

i’m so upset that its already over omg i thought it was going to be s o much longer when i looked at the archives

and now i sort of want to rp wrathia 8′’’’^)))))  h     e    l     p

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whHat tHE HECKE I’ M ALREADY DONE ...?????????

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im reading ava’s demon 8^) i already love wrathia so much 8^)

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                 ⎡ Starter Call !! gamburoo ⎦

❝ Oi...can all the stuffed animals talk around here, Celes-san? ❞

If Nonon were any less prideful, she might’ve admitted that she’d had a rather startling run-in earlier on; whilst eager to add another stuffed animal to her collection, she wasn’t exactly used to them fighting back.

❝ You know, this place is weird. I don’t think I like it. ❞

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                                                    THE SKY IS MINE !!

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                     There is one other thing I remember.                             I’ve always strived to become                                            a great tactician                                                     like you.

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It's National kissing day! (July 6th) Send ♡♡♡ for a kiss from my muse!

Bonus points if you specify where!

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     PSA reminding u all that I am actual      trash at keeping myself organized      sometimes and even tho i attempt      to use my drafts like a normal person,      sometimes i forget to put shit IN THERE      and i am never purposefully ignoring a      starter or reply or w/e