[illtakeyourhand-blog]

My tigger is just too cute to not love right now...

[illtakeyourhand-blog]

All this moving is driving me crazy.

And apparently I need to learn how to make chili verde burritos...

[illtakeyourhand-blog]

Good morning bitches

[matafari]

[dumpytits]

#i’ve reblogged this like twice#and i think some people are reblogging this as a joke#but bless this man and what he stands for

[femmedilemma]

how is this funny to anyone.

Those people obviously don’t realize the extremely high kill rate for cats at shelters, not to mention that people literally dump indoor cats outside when they don’t want them anymore, and indoor cats often die due to starvation/predators (duh they have no survival skills).  

Also - I might also be crying.

[drunkvanity-deactivated20161113]

Jackson Galaxy is awesome. His story is is that he used to be a drug addict, and that while he was in the beginning of his recovery he saved a stray cat and nursed it back to life, and in return the cat essentially did the same for him, and ever since then, he’s taught himself everything there is to know about cats and their behavior. Cats saved his life, so he’s saving cats lives. He’s awesome.

[catp0rn]

This man’s briefcase is a guitar case lol. He’s so so cool and incredibly compassionate ugh I just love him and his show so much.

[illtakeyourhand-blog]

Guys... I'm leaving to move in 3 hours... Shit just got real...

Too bad I still don't have all of my stuff...

[shitmystudentswrite]

Welfare queen

Unprotected sexual encounters increase the chances of unplanned pregnancies;  ”Simone, age 27 and unmarried, already has 6 children, so that must mean that Simone never uses protection in any of sexual encounters”.  Or Simone is a whore and enjoys living off the system!! 

[georgetakei]

Step it up, straight guys.

Source: The Man Cave

[shitmystudentswrite]

Couldn't have said it better myself

Much like using a quote, paying for sex is not only a convenience but it’s a way of showing that you couldn’t have said/done it better yourself.

[shitmystudentswrite]

Beyoncé happens

Sorry professor, my paper turned into Beyonce.

[palmist-blog]

they’re like mini humans i swear

[savcreeps-deactivated20190505]

Eartha Kitt, Paul Newman and James dean had a threesome?

"I had both of them that afternoon, and I came to the conclusion that white boys are so delicious. That time back in my dance studio ranks as one of the most celestial experiences of my life. Those two beauties transported me to heaven. I never knew that lovemaking could be so beautiful." -Eartha Kitt on her threesome with James Dean and Paul Newman

[mylwdress]

[powerwank]

OMG

[lucysweatslove-old]

NIGHTMARE.

[illtakeyourhand-blog]

I sent this to my boyfriend almost immediately because of our farting habits.

[thatsnothowitworks-blog1]

This is why you need to bind safely.  The damage in the first picture is not the result of binding over numerous years with a simple binder.  It’s the result of unsafe and irresponsible binding.  Bind safely.

[dysphorik]

OH MY GOD I’M SHRIEKING THIS CAN’T FUCKING HAPPEN

[thatsnothowitworks-blog1]

It most certainly can.  

[chapstickboi]

In stead of just saying BIND SAFELY you should explain the safe and in safe ways to bind.

[thatsnothowitworks-blog1]

1. Bind using only an actual binder (make sure you measure and get the proper size), or tight-ish sports bra in a pinch.  You want something that compresses while still having give so that your lungs can expand.  

2. Never use ace bandages/belts/tape/etc to bind.

3. Do not sleep in your binder.

4. Do not wear your binder for long periods of time.  I’ve seen 8 hours mentioned as the max amount of time.  Learn to read your body.  Some people cannot handle binding for even 8 hours but ignore the signs and injure themselves.

5. Whenever you take your binder off give a few big coughs, this well help to break up any fluid that may have settled in your lungs.

That’s all I can think of atm, but I think I’ve covered the basics.

[thattransguy]

I’m not tagging this for followers I just want all of you that bind hard to be careful. 

[the-fury-of-a-time-lord]

FUCKING REBLOG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

when i was young and stupid, I used duct tape to bind. NEVER EVER DO THIS CHILDREN. i couldn’t breathe, i could barely move, it cut into me so hard that sometimes i bled, it was so hot i got blisters, i would sometimes cry because of how much pain i was in, and it left my breasts numb in some places because of how tight it was. It killed nerve endings in my chest.

PLEASE. PLEEEEEAAAAAASE SPREAD THE WORD. PRACTICE SAFE BINDING METHODS.

[whispering-in-the-woods-archive]

//bind safely my fellow non-cis tumblers

[reedusnorman-deactivated2015070]

make me choose | thebaldsunshine asked: boondock saints or boondock saints II

[katwithlove]

aeroknot replied to your post:aeroknot replied to your post:are your legs made…

it’d give a lot more meaning to him sticking his fingers in beth’s jelly jar *shot*

oh my god i’m dead. I’m just so dead. I can’t. help me. I can’t get up from laughing so hard. I’m not gonna be able to breathe soon 

[bethyl-grixon]

This post felt incomplete.

Carry on.

[xx4nen-deactivated20151105]

when i was 6 years old i was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant and I was like “what’s pregnant” and they were like “it means fat” so when i got in the car with my dad to go home i was like “dad, i’m pregnant” and he hit he breaks and looked at me so mortified for about 5 minutes and then said “rin you’re fucking six years old” and then kept driving

[buzzfeed]

The only way to respond when someone asks you “why do you write strong female characters.”

[ultimagus]

The last one.

[avestigeofthevoxpopuli]