[allgoodusernamesareused]

i miss you k.

you would help me find a job, you would calm me down saying everything's gonna be okay while holding me in your arms. you would make sure i'd be okay. you'd come up with plans and schemes of what to do and you would never give up on me, because you know i give up on myself. you would reassure me daily that everything would be okay and i would believe you because you're always right. usually anyway. you'd buy me chocolate cake and kiss my forehead and let me lay on your chest to listen to your heartbeat.

this is exactly what i need right now, i need you, i need your comfort and reassurance and just your help. because you could do anything you set your mind to. i miss you daily. i walk the same paths we used to walk and i imagine you next to me holding my hand. i walk up the staircase up to my apartment and see the window we fucked on in the hallway. i see you on every street, in every tram and in every cafe we visited together. i miss you in my bed, i miss you next to me holding my hand.

i have so many regrets, falling in love with you is the biggest one, because i don't think i'll ever be able to get over you.

leave her and be with me, please karolino i beg of you

[clownboybebop]

[vitrified-vitriol-deactivated20]

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

[un-unpopular]

i cant wait until she actually dies and everyone freaks out saying the final reblog did the last hit

[zooophagous]

This is so fun its just like Jenga

[pfaugh]

[michaelmilkers]

imagine if firefighters didnt go into a burning building full of children because they were scared of being burned. police are fucking worthless

[cocainejuul]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

ave calamaria

[sleepy-bebby]

[tethered-heartstrings]

[madseance]

[askmeaboutmylobotomy-deactivate]

modern art

[hackedalien-deactivated20150201]

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

[bulbahaur-deactivated20160607]

7,810,521,682 and me

[cxndaquil]

This is my absolute favorite post ever i even saved the image on my laptop under the name of “and me” in a special folder with nothing but this image

[lizard-fashion]

happy november 5th

[theartofangirling]

some memes I made to express my current frustrations with academia feel free to add your own

[sawasawako-archived]

nobody:

youtube:

[sawasawako-archived]

literally…

[sawasawako-archived]

@1eos pack it up wannabe eugenicists…

[real-horse-facts]

horses made me transgender

[real-horse-facts]

Story time to explain this

-there’s a horse where I work named Lucy who HATES men

-like “bite your face off” levels of hate

-enter me, who’s been having gender thoughts but not really realizing what that means

-I’d been avoiding Lucy because I quite like having my face not bitten off thank you

-Then one day I forget that she hates men and I go into her stall with her to clean out the poo

-She Doesent Hate me but I don’t think anything about it because I don’t remember that she’s sexist

-Someone walks by and comments on how she never lets any men in there

-“ha ha weird”

-internally I’m screaming “holy shit holy shit holy shit”

-thoughts that I’ve been having suddenly start to make sense

and that’s how I realized I was a girl

[cyborg-furby]

Assigned female at barn

[botanyshitposts]

idk how the hell i’ve run a blog called ‘botanyshitposts’ for almost four years now without ever thinking to talk about this but in high school my little brother wanted a pet that wouldnt die so we got him a moss ball for $8 at a pet store and he named it tiki and it lives in this dedicated plastic tank at our parents’ house even though we’re both at college now. usually it doesnt do anything but over the past two weeks of winter break our family has watched in horror as it has gone about the process of slowly and ominously rising from its usual position at the depths of its abode to the top, where it now floats with gravel bits stuck to it from literal years of not moving. my mom has moved it to behind the sink so now whenever i go to wash my hands in the kitchen i have to face it and im scared

[botanyshitposts]

just squeezed all the water out of her like yall said in the replies and i put her back and shes still floating….maybe she just likes it up there

[botanyshitposts]

[botanyshitposts]

update: she sank to the bottom and stayed there for days and i thought this story was over until i WALKED OVER TO THE SINK JUST NOW

[botanyshitposts]

test: pet her, tell her she is a good moss ball

results: she sit 

[botanyshitposts]

wild things about this post:

-the amount of porn bots mass reblogging this bc of the word ‘ball’

-the amount of people with extensive knowledge about native moss ball habitats and care coming out of the woodwork to reply to this post 

-the amount of people endeared and riveted by her ongoing performance

[bombdiggity666]

I was going to post a long explanation for this diurnal migration behaviour, but I feel like a true explanation. Would just be lost.

[jklantern]

Blessed Post

[just-bog-things]

I have one too! His name is Tarim, and I got him with a friend when we went to see a real life viking ship a few times over! I love my sweet lil boyo! I hope they can be friends.

[approximately12lbs-of-ducks]

hi i was filled with a lot of love for these funky little bois and drew a thing

[botanyshitposts]

god im so glad you did

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

a social media platform where everyone is just forced to listen my music library and say nice things about the songs i like

[autismgod-deactivated20250912]

car that you’re driving