satisfactory small woman

Burlena B. Readďanská, |she/her| |21+| once terminated but survived

[metanarrates]

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

[ja-pujdu-na-candrbal]

líbám ruce komukoliv kdo napsal tenhle článek na wikipedii

[creature-lala]

🔞I’m ovulating🔞

[gentlesurgeryenjoyer]

[mera5mus]

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[ripa-ria]

dark urge x dark urge

[ripa-ria]

[levicastielstark]

Damn, those two really know how to entertain themselves behind closed doors.

[evilresidentz]

Gross old man.

[animentality]

[babyanimalgifs]

Little fish eats his foods 

(Source)

[bunigojade]

[aflo]

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

[identifying-fish-in-posts]

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

[duke-of-fire]

[splickedylit]

His Foods :) 👍

[adyathemoongoddess]

"Namaluj své oblíbence s tvýma problémama" ok.

Teď je moje reklamace problém Šňumálky.

[burlbread]

Když moji dva psi spinkají spolu, je to hrozně roztomilé, ale vzhledem k tomu, že sme před chvílí přišili z procházky, tak se obávám, že klíšťata z toho mají ERASMUS.

[summerlyewe]

veeery old sketch finally painted

[akaademy]

FUCKKKKKKKKK

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me