a fool

Hynek Saturnin • 24 • he/they (on/ono) • czech • aspec bisaster • this is a blog for absolutely anything and everything i refuse to make another one • transing and bi-ing and aroacing all my favourite characters is my passion • obrozujete? jako ďas, pane profesore! • zemřel bych pro nicka cartera a saturnina (oni by mne ovšem nenechali) • (ne)profesionální hledač kvír subtextu v českých pohádkách • i use tumblr to try out various first names so ignore it changing

[teplejtrouba]

Je snad něco více saturninovského než pojmenovat sám sebe Saturnin?

[rafterdarkr]

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

[xswestallen]

When I’m scrolling through a blog and see they reblogged one of my posts

[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[vintagewildlife]

Galápagos hawk hitching a ride on a giant tortoise By: Tui A. de Roy From: Wildlife of the Islands 1980

[theyshapedlikefriends]

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[random-brushstrokes]

Yuri Bosco - Everyday Life at the Stalingrad Hydroelectric Power Station (1959–1960)

[jupijahej]

Muj kamarad vyfotil tohle uměni a podleme to musite ocenit

[miiilowo]

i desperately need like a canopy bed or a tent bed or an in-wall bed or something i need to be tucked in i need to be protected from the elements i need to be in a little hole in a den in a nest im just a prey animal trying to get by

[miiilowo]

do you get it or do you not know anything

[crabussy]

call out post now

[penelopepennington]

It's the Royal Academy of Art Young Artist's Summer Show. One of my favourite exhibitions of the year. Like. Not only are the older kids insanely talented, the younger ones' artist statements will just punch you right in the face.

Jeffrey is my cat and he feels like my heart

Click [here] for the full online exhibition

[zagreus]

Shoutout to the comedy duo of TSA agents I just encountered, one of whom called me "sir," the other of whom called me "ma'am," both of whom apologized in unison, each thinking the other was right

[i-am-bic]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

[esmeralda-anistasia]

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

[molabuddy]

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

[molabuddy]

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

[other-orchid]

this post has genuinely helped me so i used it as inspiration for today’s hand lettering practice

[everythingfox]

Building a home for a toadlet

(via)

[vcrcleaner]

NOTHING will prepare u for how tiny this guy is

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Me watching the prep: That’s gonna be WAY too small for him to live in!

Me seeing the amphibian: Objection withdrawn.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

one of the deans in beijing dance academy rehearses with students

[mondengel2]

#he's so good damn#obvs he doesn't have the same athleticism as the students#but he's so much more in control of his body#he moves much more self assuredly#and doesn't exaggerate the way the more inexperienced ones do#he knows exactly what to do and how to do it naturally#wow

[crazy-pages]

Oh so that's what books mean when they talk about seeing a swordperson or a martial artist move and immediately knowing you're fucked. If I saw someone handle a weapon or switch martial art stances that smoothly and with that economy of motion, I would immediately know I was going to die.

[ruffboi-mags]

And in his DRESS SHOES.

[glassesmcfancyhair]

One of my favorite things in the whole world will always be watching someone do something they’re an expert in.

[blanklystaringatwalls]

oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!