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Hynek Saturnin • 24 • he/they (on/ono) • czech • aspec bisaster • this is a blog for absolutely anything and everything i refuse to make another one • transing and bi-ing and aroacing all my favourite characters is my passion • obrozujete? jako ďas, pane profesore! • zemřel bych pro nicka cartera a saturnina (oni by mne ovšem nenechali) • (ne)profesionální hledač kvír subtextu v českých pohádkách • i use tumblr to try out various first names so ignore it changing

[teplejtrouba]

Je snad něco více saturninovského než pojmenovat sám sebe Saturnin?

[transmasc-wheatley]

VOLEJTE HURÁ A TŘI DNY SE RADUJTE

JE TO DOMA!!!🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[homunculus-argument]

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

[animelionessmika]

^what artistic growth feels like

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[animentality]

[crawfishcomic]

Research

[eldritchbauble]

My old person take today is that I feel like people have normalized being on your phone every single moment including when you're spending "quality" time with others so much that they're defensive if someone isn't ok with it. Yes, you have a problematic relationship with your phone and social media if you physically cannot put it down for a couple of hours to like, have dinner with your friends. It's a show of respect for other people's time and energy as well as important to be present and connect with people around you. Your parents who told you no phone at the table were right for that one.

[catcrumb]

[disgustinggf]

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[evidently-endless]

so the childhood yearning to live in a fantasy world just never goes away huh

[orpheuslament]

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

[rosechata]

prettybadco

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[zraloci-osoba]

Pro ty z vás, co se účastní psaní senátorům ohledně toho zákona měnícího zákony týkajících se trans lidí by mohlo být ještě fajn si přečíst jeho celé znění a důvodovou zprávu, pokud jste tak už neudělali, člověk se v tom může víc porejpat a možná působit chytře, když bude třeba citovat něco, co se mu specificky nelíbí. Navíc třeba u Transparentu se vyskytla menší chyba ohledně znemožnění tranzice rodičů, i když původní zákon mluví jen o těhotných lidech

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3