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Photo courtesy of collectedcompany so send her all of the copious amounts of fanmail she deserves

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You have ~4 hours left. Don’t make me regret extending the deadline by another week. WHICH I TOTALLY WILL IF NO ONE SUBMITS ANYTHING YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

Not to mention, I have an actual, super cool, hella rad prize.

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CMU ALLIES ALL OF THE ABOVE AND ASSORTED FOLLOWERS:

As you may or may not be aware, today is Wednesday (by one minute as of the time of posting this). That is usually the day that CMU ALLIES meets and we can create our wondrous art pieces which we then post for all to enjoy. HOWEVER. Today there is no meeting, as we are on THE DREADED Spring Break (tm). BUT that is no reason why the fun&games cannot continue!

THEREFORE MY GOOD LADIES/GENTLEMEN/PYAC MEMBERS/RED PAINT PENS/NONE OF THE ABOVE/ALL OF THE ABOVE/BIRBS/NON-BINARY GRAND POOBAHS/ANGRY BUTTERFLIES/ETC I am proposing the following:

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DUE TO popular request and ALSO the fact that we had exactly one (1) entry into this contest, we have decided via royal decree that we shall EXTEND the length of this contest by another week. This is apparently because SOME PEOPLE WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS don’t check this tumblr daily. Or even weekly apparently. AND THOUGHT that since we were on THE DREADED Spring Break (tm), there would be nothing new being posted here.

HA!

As those of you who faithfully sit by your computer refreshing the cmualliesofficial tumblr page will know, that was NOT THE CASE! (I would here reward you for your loyalty, but I have already been innundated with PRETENDERS who CLAIM to check this every hour on the hour, but whom we know to be lying because LORD PUDI SEES YOUR LIES for LORD PUDI SEES ALL AND KNOWS ALL.

Anyway. The deadline is now next Wednesday, March 25th at ¿6ish? maybe? The same nebulous time as before, just a week later.

The rules haven’t changed. Except for the ones that have. I’m not telling you anything you can’t make me talk I have been trained in all the latest techniques in torture resistance and I will not talk even if you insult my mother or feed me cookies or something. Actually, come to think of it, the cookies might be too much for me to take. Whatever you do, don’t feed me cookies to try to get me to talk. Not the cookies. Please

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did somebody say birb

references hennessy, j., and raman, j. developing scatter/gather i/o using replicated communication. journal of game-theoretic information 46 (july 1999), 71-91. jacobson, v., and minsky, m. peer-to-peer, constant-time symmetries. journal of reliable, pervasive configurations 34 (mar. 1997), 20-24. karp, r. a methodology for the analysis of moore's law. in proceedings of the symposium on secure, trainable models (jan. 2000). lakshminarayanan, k. deconstructing congestion control. tech. rep. 5792, uiuc, may 2001. milner, r., wu, j., kubiatowicz, j., bose, d., jackson, u., gray, j., reddy, r., einstein, a., hoare, c., ito, g., stallman, r., welsh, m., and shastri, b. decoupling information retrieval systems from e-commerce in fiber- optic cables. journal of encrypted archetypes 30 (jan. 1998), 75-84. moore, x. towards the study of redundancy. in proceedings of the symposium on event-driven, stochastic configurations (july 1993). perlis, a., narayanamurthy, t., smith, m., chomsky, n., bachman, c., thomas, g., hoare, c. a. r., yao, a., moore, n., and suzuki, u. read-write, game-theoretic methodologies for dns. in proceedings of hpca (july 2003). ramasubramanian, v., thompson, l., and davis, z. an improvement of web browsers that would allow for further study into replication using calabozo. journal of random, atomic information 63 (july 1996), 20-24. shamir, a., abiteboul, s., jackson, m. d., and johnson, y. hurtefreet: pervasive, peer-to-peer modalities. in proceedings of micro (feb. 2002). stearns, r. deconstructing replication. journal of automated reasoning 22 (nov. 1999), 73-93.

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CMU ALLIES ALL OF THE ABOVE AND ASSORTED FOLLOWERS:

As you may or may not be aware, today is Wednesday (by one minute as of the time of posting this). That is usually the day that CMU ALLIES meets and we can create our wondrous art pieces which we then post for all to enjoy. HOWEVER. Today there is no meeting, as we are on THE DREADED Spring Break (tm). BUT that is no reason why the fun&games cannot continue!

THEREFORE MY GOOD LADIES/GENTLEMEN/PYAC MEMBERS/RED PAINT PENS/NONE OF THE ABOVE/ALL OF THE ABOVE/BIRBS/NON-BINARY GRAND POOBAHS/ANGRY BUTTERFLIES/ETC I am proposing the following:

That there shall be a competition 

in which all shall feel free to participate should they feel so inclined

All participating members/grand poobahs/birbs/etc etc you get the gist shall be allowed to create a piece of artwork AS gorgeous and wonderful (or silly. silly is good too) as they see fit in gimp or paint or photoshop or whatever really we don't care as long as we can view it

POST these masterpieces on this tumblr (if you have the login information)

OTHERWISE either submit them to this tumblr here or to knightofthetrapezoidaltable and someone (read: The Grand High Malarky) will make sure they get posted here

THESE posts that are submitted will be reposted probably so as to remove identifying information SO AS not to bias the judges

FOR THOSE OF YOU PARTICIPATING WHO HAVE THE LOGIN INFO FOR THIS TUMBLR please do not go into the inbox if there are messages I'm trusting you on this one or else just let me know when we vote cause otherwise it's not fair

you have one week or until we meet up again next time (it'll probably be next Wednesday, March 18, by like 6ish? maybe later depends on when the real meeting ends and our sitting around discussing VERY IMPORTANT THINGS begins

OH AND optional: include a bibliography of at least 10 (TEN) works cited in MLA format I DON'T CARE if you didn't use ten works MAKE something up

THERE may or may not be a prize for the lucky winner we will be judging it will be v. official and will not require actual physical presence and i TOTALLY KNOW WHAT IT IS OF COURSE (oh god now i have to come up with a prize for this thing? what on earth was i thinking oh drat is the microphone still on whoooops)

I THINK that's it any questions either respond to this post or ask here or ask the aforementioned Grand High Malarky (knightofthetrapezoidaltable) who TOTALLY KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON and is definitely not MAKING THINGS UP ON THE FLY what are you talking about get that microphone out of my face who let you in here anyway can i see your press pass this is all very fishy

SECURITY can someone please get me security and have these people escorted out of here they claim they're reporters give me a break i mean really who's even heard of the daily planet i don't think it's a real newspaper if you're going to make something up might you should probably make sure it's a real paper that you claim to be working for and choose better aliases come on clark kent and lois lane honestly have you ever heard such fake names before in your life one of them is alliterative for goodness sake puh-leaze

THAT'S ALL FOLKS nothing to see here move along move along

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ANIMOOTED

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HI PYAC

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allies in cars

today the highway, tomorrow the world

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CMU ALLIES All of the Above plays pigeons

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Tonight, we ride for glory.

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yo fef

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today we learned a photoshop!!

(midnite cwoboy rides agan)

we also learned that noise filter is the photoshop version of glitter glue

thank you gaymac for yuor gift of these photoshoppes

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This is what happens when engiqueers learn how to creative.