The World According to

Allie. 23. Baltimore-> Nashville.

[hazy-october]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

my pet: *does anything*

me:

[kitty]

[elementarei]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

“have you not figured out that youve already been captured” “uuuuuUUUUUUUWAAAHHHH”

[buzzfeed]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[tyleroakley]

i love terry

[ruining-the-surprise]

Me too

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

No one breaks your heart more than you do by overthinking every goddamn little thing

[chiefgiddy]

[jennamourey]

A Full Face of Rhinestones

[lovepsychothefirst]

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

[michaun]

[astrognossienne]

[equatorjournal]

[piece-of-godney]

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

[chibihere]

i love this, video

[aresmarked]

*music intro plays, beat of silence* Audience Member: WHO IS IT??? *people laugh* Britney: It’s Britney bitch.

[ohyeahdefinitely]

WHO IS IIIIIIT

[allthingseurope]

Niedermorschwihr, France (by pierre simonis)

[ribbitbunny]

just playing the new spider-man game when something caught my eye…!!!

[italofobia]

no cops at pride just spiderman

[pinkvhs-deactivated20251014]

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

she’s the kent state girl that took her school pictures with a gun

[ummhello]

[sprousetwinsblog]