Just Funny Posts

The Funniest and Entertaining posts on Tumblr. Feel free to submit and reblog posts.

[dont-give-a-fuck-club]

I be like “im trying my best” and then sleep 15 hours a day

[dont-give-a-fuck-club]

[grecoromanyaoi]

*twirls strand of hair around my finger* hes just soooo (starts describing the absolute worst man in the history of the world)

[unneedy]

[himbouris-deactivated20200411]

me: logs on to tumblr for .5 seconds me, immediately:

[okgoodbyeeeeeeeeeeee-deactivate]

men dressing sluttier does nothing for me bc i’m a lesbian but i still strongly support it bc bi women deserve good things

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

This is true allyship

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

[guerrillatech]

[piperderg-deactivated20221106]

Please boost this!

[fairycontessa]

From the website’s FAQ:

“Who is this for? Full Cart is perfect for hard working individuals and families looking for a way to extend their grocery budget.

Why is there no charge for the groceries? Full Cart partners with generous companies and organizations you know and love to cover the cost of your meals. All you pay is shipping.“

This makes my heart happy (and less stressed)

[jay-kwellyn]

Stay blessed y’all

[enberlight]

If you’re in better circumstances, you can also support the site by funding meals for others.

[perrfectly]

[wip]

please stop trying to make more money off of this site it’s not going to work people are already desensitized to the ads or have adblock

Hey, thanks for the feedback!

We’re exploring more ways of making Tumblr financially sustainable, so we can keep this weird ship afloat. You don’t have to buy into it if you don’t want, but like Matt, current interim Tumblr CEO, said in a recent post:

Remember that right now Tumblr costs a lot more to run than it makes, part of that bet is predicated on the idea that it’s losing money now but it’ll grow and make it up later. We just have to make it through this interim period by listening to users, iterating quickly, and shipping high-quality updates.

Love,

—Cyle (Tumblr Engineering)

[vergess]

I would rather pay a much, much larger subscription fee than watch tumblr ground to dust trying courting advertisers whose goals are fundamentally opposed to user friendliness.

Everyone who bemoaned the advertiser-friendly porn ban or got exhausted by the introduction of autoplaying ads with sound on the mobile app ought to be celebrating.

This is the most exciting policy decision tumblr has made in a decade.

Not only does this show a genuine good faith effort to engage with users now.

It gives tumblr financial incentive in the future to listen to our needs instead of advertisers.

This is probably the most user friendly thing tumblr has ever done. It could be one of the most user friendly things possible.

This is amazing, and we need to be lining the fuck up to support it.

You know that phrase, “if you’re not the customer, you’re the product”?

This is tumblr’s staff giving us the option to step up, stop being the product, and start being the customer.

[senshilegionnaire]

And if you can’t afford it, it’s fine!

Reblog the positive and enthusiastic posts about it, get the word out.

We literally asked for exactly this.

[my-russia]

Abandoned flats in Vorkuta, photographed by Arseniy Kotov 

[macandcharliedie]

Charlie knows what’s up.

[airborneranger63]

6 year old girl: *accidentally spills juice*

Parents: no one will marry u if u do that

[redbelles]

THE MUMMY (1999) + letterboxd reviews ↳ insp. & insp.

[isquirtkerosine]

That elderly couple who volunteers at the soup kitchen after church on Sundays and attends every town hall meeting has done more community direct action than 99% of internet leftists 🤷🏽‍♀️

[laeffy]

every time someone mentions the little prince I almost forget it’s a children’s book because I literally cannot get through the part about being tamed without crying

[laeffy]

“To me, you are still nothing more than a little boy who is just like a hundred thousand other little boys. And I have no need of you. And you, on your part, have no need of me. To you, I am nothing more than a fox like a hundred thousand other foxes. But if you tame me, then we shall need each other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, I shall be unique in all the world…“ But if you tame me, it will be as if the sun came to shine on my life . I shall know the sound of a step that will be different from all the others. Other steps send me hurrying back underneath the ground. Yours will call me, like music, out of my burrow. And then look: you see the grain-fields down yonder? I do not eat bread. Wheat is of no use to me. The wheat fields have nothing to say to me. And that is sad. But you have hair that is the colour of gold. Think how wonderful that will be when you have tamed me! The grain, which is also golden, will bring me back the thought of you. And I shall love to listen to the wind in the wheat…” The fox gazed at the little prince, for a long time. “Please, tame me!” he said.” Yeah………..

[sazandorable]

So the little prince tamed the fox. And when the hour of his departure drew near —

“Ah,” said the fox, “I shall cry.”

“It is your own fault,” said the little prince. “I never wished you any sort of harm; but you wanted me to tame you…”

“Yes, that is so,” said the fox.

“But now you are going to cry!” said the little prince.

“Yes, that is so,” said the fox.

“Then it has done you no good at all!”

“It has done me good,” said the fox, “because of the color of the wheat fields.”