AlligatorAli

24, Capricorn ♑️

[dark-soul9]

i love listening to someone’s favorite song its like im mentally holding their hand

[funnytwittertweets]

[unbotheredmuse]

[biyaself]

V true

[jewghoul]

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

[bransidhe-deactivated20201122]

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

[stygianzinogre]

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

[jewghoul]

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

[one-million-cats]

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

[alligatorali954]

^^^ literally my only thought. why would you just randomly pick up cheese and bite it, but Ive worked customer service and people are actually stupid.

[filmgifs]

Drunk Parents (2019) dir. Fred Wolf

[alexbelvocal]

MOOD

[daydreamingnymph]

Food for thought, quite literally.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[unbotheredmuse]

[blacklacerabbit]

Dance Theatre of Harlem Company. Magnifique! 🩰

[symphonicseauxl]

Beautiful! The piece is Bach Violin Concerto in A Minor (3rd movement)

[politijohn]

Y’all really have no conception of what a billion dollars is and it shows…

[whitepeopletwitter]

[karlrincon]

This dog is both a good dog and a bad dog at the same time.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[da-brit-deactivated20231206]

Couldn’t reblog this fast enough

[violadvis]

What do you want? QUEEN & SLIM (2019) dir. Melina Matsoukas

[garlicdad]

I want a soft kind of love. A best friends kind of love. A "good morning baby, I'll make coffee and meet you in the shower" kind of love. I want lazy Sundays spent in bed and groggy Mondays getting ready for work side by side. I want the kind of love that makes you question if you ever felt love before. I want slow and steady and I want jumping headfirst into anything as long as we're together. The kind of love that feels like home and like a great adventure. I want that love.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[barbienefertiti]