[darkmacademia]

alignment chart: bookmark edition. tag yourself i’m scrap paper

[calamardoybobesponja]

[saundering-deactivated20180828]

so apparently you can hide Nazis on Twitter by setting your location results to Germany or France because Twitter is legally required to remove Nazi content there, so Twitter always had the ability to remove Nazis, they just choose not to

[ellisif-deactivated20200620]

fucking yikes lol

[amberdamnn]

It’s high key illegal to make any kind of nazi joke or gesture in Germany. People can get fired for it and in extreme cases even arrested. On my class trip to Berlin this kid thought it’d be funny to do a Nazi salute in the parking lot where hitler died (was not a destination, just happened to walk by). He was immediately pulled aside by police who legit booked him a flight home for the next day, without the rest of us. He was suspended for two weeks too.

Funny how the country responsible for this takes full responsibility and fights to make it never happen again, while the US, who spent years basing an entire identity on fighting Nazis, gives them a platform to speak freely and draft members.

[bitterbadfem-harpy]

Don’t forget they literally came out and said if they filtered nazis like they do in Germany and France the algorithm wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between nazis and republican congressmen.

[dzamie]

lmao can’t fucking imagine why

[odinsblog]

[cat-hoarder]

Great idea until you have 7th graders in Florida picking your president…. I’m not sure that the people that actually agree to this idea understand that kids would just vote how their parents would because no seventh grader has more than two brain cells. I was in seventh grade when the 2016 election happened, and holy fuck you do not want those kids picking your President, let alone having rights in general

[odinsblog]

So then maybe, as was the point of this post, maybe the court system shouldn’t be executing 7th graders (most of whom are disproportionately black and brown people)? Because if you don’t think they’re mature enough to vote and pick a president, then I’m guessing that they aren’t mature enough to be tried as adults and then executed???

[scottandhiskind]

[marytylerwhoore-deactivated2024]

[liquidstar]

what the hell do you think was going through zuko’s mind when he was trying to “rescue” aang from zhao and aang starts trying to collect frogs off the ground and screams about how his friends NEED to suck on those

[liquidstar]

people who havent watched atla: since you dont know the answer, imagine you are zuko in this scenario, why do YOU think aang needs his friends to suck on frogs?

[2aminhouston]

How do y'all not get tired of being mad all the time?

[slouchingtowardsbedlam-deactiva]

[dawnblade]

i just learned from animal crossing that pondskaters stay on top of the water by secreting an oil from their feet

that seems kinda obvious in hindsight. i always figured they were just, like, light enough to not break surface tension

[undeadnecromancer]

They do it by using fucked up and evil magic and they hate god

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[powerburial]

bro do u really have to circle it when it’s the only thing in the picture

[clairidryl-deactivated20180621]

That’s it’s aura

[stand-up-gifs]

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

im absolutely losing it at this scene from the princess diaries. what the hell, lilly

[uchihasasukeofficial]

I AM A FREE

I AM NOT MAN

A NUMBER

[avvocarlo]

rich people should get robbed at least once a week

[dinosaurguts-deactivated2023091]

why ?

[avvocarlo]

builds character

[moistwithgender]

oh if that’s all

[determinate-negation]

why are these kids just out here in their prom pics looking like the personified embodiment of capitalism and america that youd see in an old soviet propaganda poster

[vaporize-employers]

i can tell you right now that these are rich people. it’s not the hot tub in the background. it’s not even the money suit. it’s the fact that both girls are dressed and styled like women in their 40s. seriously, i have two cousins who are rich as hell and this is how they dress. ive seen pictures of groups of them flocked together, usually somewhere with a golf course in the background, every last one of them dressed exactly like their mothers. i dont know why. but i can tell you right now with absolute certainty these girls went to a debutante ball and have had their own horse since they were 10. they named it trudy or something. i know all this because those girls are about to leave the house looking like the desperate housewives and nobody sees anything wrong with that 

[khaleesiofalldragons-deactivate]

Damn, chill^ I purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds, lets save all that salt for fries honey.

[determinate-negation]

“i purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds”

[vaporize-employers]

“my first horse”

[ghostlyss]

“birthday funds”

[catchymemes]

[thedragonlady297]

I’m very drunk and I need everyone to see what I’m seeing

[coughloop]

[colachampagnedad]

is this a whole foods review

[gummiehz]

i fucking love this so muchn