Meme Queen

Amber She/Her, Bi, 21, Pisces Here to make friends, come say hi!

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[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[sleepy-bebby]

[suazu]

[favelahymn]

[necrodeads]

[femmeidiot]

I think about this a lot.

[mtfoss]

At the grocery store boiling all the eggs with my mind

[puppygirlcock-deactivated202202]

*goes behind you and freezes them with my mind*

[catgirl-kaiju]

Now now kids, we've talked about this. No altering the thermal state of the eggs at the grocery store, or no video games for a week

[mtfoss]

*crosses my arms and rotates a cube in my mind*

[puppygirlcock-deactivated202202]

*stops your cube from rotating*

[mtfoss]

NOOOOO

[chapeldean]

i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

[chapeldean]

[gordamnramsey]

*owen wilson voice*

wow

[taxlesstitties]

what the FUCK was Tchaikovsky thinking when he wrote the pas de deux for the sugar plum fairy????dude wrote that first buildup and then he fucking edges you with some fakeout crescendo that sounds absolutely amazing. then boom, you think he's going in for his big finish, he's got that second moment where all the instruments are coming together and it sounds otherworldly but he's like WAIT hoes I ain't even finished yet. then BOOM he hits you with the most magical, transcendent, beautiful fucking note change after that third buildup and MY GOD!!!! it's just too good. Tchaikovsky, that absolutely madman. I know the Russians were tripping the fuck out in the ballet when he dropped this. just,,MUAH perfection!!!

[parakeet]

{This user is finally getting used to this body}

[ssalmonn]

as much as this is a relatable gender experience i can’t help but read it like op has been polymorphed into a parakeet

[parakeet]

[bisexualdemondean]

Hey how many swords do u have

Sword of a lot

[antisocial-butterflies-deactiva]

Blocked

[bisexualdemondean]

Parried

[memewhore]

[icarus-suraki]

It’s called METHOD ACTING. He is PLAYING HIMSELF.

[rintezukas]

[birchbeer]

^for the rats to sniff

[rslashrats]

[mapsontheweb]

Countries that meet the requirements of the 2016 Paris Agreement

[foxgirltail]

Nice work all

[in-a-state-of-trance]

Posts that make you want to take world leaders hostage

[laeffy]