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I hope so
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It’s 9:55pm on a Tuesday night
A group of 10 teenage girls come into the restaurant.
“What time do you guys close?”
I say, “We close at 10:00pm”
She replies, “table for ten please”
A little frustrated (because I’m not a fucking hostess/server) I seat them and inform them that a server will be with them shortly. I have to go to the back and retrieve a server who just got her tips from the day and is packing up to go home.
“_____, we have a table of ten for you..”
She started to cry because she had been there since we OPENED that morning and hadn’t seen her babies that day.
Obviously she’s angry too, and it shows. But she’s still attentive to the young ladies.
They don’t get up from the table until almost 11:00 and come to the front to pay.
“Our server was a bitch” “Our server was mean” “Our server didn’t like us”
“Your server just wanted to go home an hour ago,” I say.
“It’s her job, she’s getting paid, so what?”
I let them know that she’s worked hard today and wanted to be able to see her kids before her husband tucks them in bed.
They pay, leave no tip for her, and leave the building.
The moral of the story is that it’s not “cute” or “cool” to go to restaurants late at night right before they close. Workers want to go home. Workers want to see their families. Workers want to get sleep so they can do it all over again tomorrow.
It doesn’t matter if you’re rude or polite.
When we say that we close at 10:00pm, we would really like to ACTUALLY close at 10:00pm. And even if you leave RIGHT AT closing, that server still has to clean up after you. Make sure the table is clean, make sure the floor is clean, make sure the dishes are clean and put away, make sure they have their tips, and get a manager to walk them to their car.
We don’t care about your $3 tip. We want to go home.
reminder that servers/workers are people too and they have lives and the majority of them have families. dont forget your humanity
Yes! Most frustrating thing, and they sit and chat for a ridiculous amount of time, when they can go chat in their fucking cars or anywhere else but inside, instead of being courteous and realizing we live a life outside of our jobs and want to go home!!! When you’re done eating and paying, LEAVE.
Is this just an American thing? If you walk into a restaurant in the UK and it closes in 5 minutes you say that you are closed! I’ve worked retail/restaurants/pubs. Who gives a fuck tell that dumb bitch you are closed, that the kitchen is closed, and go home to your families.
I’m in the middle of opening the store but I just dropped everything to post. This young woman, this girl, was in a plane crash with 2 relatives. It was a small plane. They died, she survived. She survived a small plane hurtling toward earth and certainly anticipated her own death. She survived crawling out of the wreckage and witnessing the dead bodies of her relatives. She was alone in the woods, the lone survivor. People don’t survive those tiny planes crashing- it’s miraculous. And she kept her wits about her and used common sense and a drive to keep living to find her way through the woods to the highway. It took her two days of walking through the forest, walking away from a plane crash, to make it to a road, lacerated and severely dehydrated. She has been very eloquent and strong in dealing with the media since. A guy at work smirks and says: “Well, I mean, if she survived, it couldn’t have been that bad a crash. I know I sound like an asshole, but it’s true.” And I just feel like, there it is- anything, anything a female goes through or does, especially when it’s a teenaged girl, can be devalued. Even our plane crashes aren’t real enough or good enough.
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IS anyone else watching this!? IT IS MAKING ME SO MAD!
They don’t assess none disabled people! And plenty of those couples need to be assessed.
Do they assess all blind, deaf people who have babies?
What about people who are in accidents and then become disabled?
ARGH YOU CAN’T TAKE AWAY PEOPLES BABIES LIKE THIS!?
Was their baby in danger? Harmed? Unloved? NO!
Am I wrong? Am I misunderstanding?!
What is this fuckery!
Why grow balls when you can grow a vagina
vaginas don’t represent courage, dignity, or strength
I’m sorry, when you can push a five to ten pound human out of your body then you can talk to us about courage, dignity and strength.
Say it one more time.
#who the fuck has ever thought a penis represents dignity?#have you *seen* a penis?#it’s a floppy meatsock that’s basically like a dog that only knows one trick#and does it constantly at random intervals hoping maybe this time it’ll get a treat#they’re completely ridiculous
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