[lesbianherstorian]

“WHEN GOD MADE MAN SHE WAS ONLY JOKING”, in san francisco, california, c. 1983. via lgbt_history, c/o j. hair

[studentlifeproblems]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[carnival-phantasm]

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

[sirduke]

[thymechaos]

sick of how the old prophecies always leave out key details tbh. they’re like Yea Þere Will Come Þe Yeare Of Pusseye Outte but never add (Because Ye Shall Nevere Leave Yon Abode For Feare Of Þe Ravaging Plague) it’s such bullshit.

[tench]

*Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D plays in the distance*

[tench]

I am still patiently waiting for people to discover the stockings being torn because of all the spikes 🫣

[mangablug]

[thecatalogues]

reblog of you agree

[selena-soto]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[redstonedust]

love that genres of posts where someone has screenshotted the text of a tiktok bc the actual video is irrelevant, so its just a text post with extra forehead.

[itsapmseymour]

She ain't even subtle anymore lmao

[bpd-hoardic]

had these images attached

she's outright saying she believes queer people are murderers when all we want is to be treated equal. from the murders of queer people, we know murder does not create equality

[xochihuacoyotl]

tweet is from march 16, 2023, for reference

[socialistexan]

Oh, this immediately set off antisemitic and fascist alarms in my head.

That isn't a dog whistle, that's an air siren.

[animentality]

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[deadblog293898210398]

*has video game open* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it* man i wish i was playing video game right now *opens it again* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it

[homobiwan]

there are some autistic “traits” that people find really annoying but that are inherently kind

[homobiwan]

like overexplaining. a lot of autistic people didn’t have certain things explained to them because “everyone knows that.” so when an autistic person overexplains something it’s not because they think you’re stupid it’s because they know how it feels for someone to assume you know something you don’t and just not ever explain how or why. it’s a kindness. autistic people aren’t annoying or stupid for this. they’re kind.

[awardseason]

MICHELLE YEOH Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role, “Everything Everywhere All at Once” 95th Annual Academy Awards March 12, 2023

[the-bluespirit]

KE HUY QUAN & HARRISON FORD after EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE wins BEST PICTURE | 2023 Oscars

[honeypleasejustkillme]

hi,, i couldn't help but notice a slight and minor change in your behavior. do u hate me and want me to die? be honest

[bettedavisgf]

they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn’t hurt my tummy