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Joni/29/Woodwind Specialist @ultraflaggott is bae

[maxanor]

HEATED RIVALRY | Season 1, Episode 3, "Hunter"

[pseudospectre]

So it turns out you can just buy old x-rays off ebay

[megthemariner]

@ryebreadgf / The Truth About Grief, Fortesa Latifi / bone deep, m.v.e / Sidewalk, Richard Silken / @fridayiminlovemp3 / 60 hours, m.v.e / @itsblackleader / Salt, Nayyirah Waheed / @heavensghost

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[punishedsaints]

Absolute legend.

[l3thalp3tal]

the screens at the bowling alley when you get a strike

[depsidase]

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[cundtcake]

translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”

[boomerang-always-comes-back]

This is too adorable

[dancinbutterfly]

eeee my other favorite goat video

[piss-pirate]

His yucky face is my favourite thing ever

[piss-pirate]

[greelin]

“she should be at the club” changed me as a person. forever

[greelin]

[punishedsaints]

[pettydavis]

they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again

[andreablog2]

Brat summer was worse than 9/11

[throathole]

you know it's a good album when it's still making bitches mad almost a full calendar year after its release

[andreablog2]

I mean people still talk about Hiroshima doesn’t mean it was a good thing

[punishedsaints]

If it was a good album you wouldn't have so many dumbases jumping in its defense whenever someone talked shit about it.

[allinthebrain]

the more people talk shit about it, the objectively better the album is. the greatest artworks are always highly criticized and shit on by those who can’t understand it or wish they could imitate its success.

[enki2]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Visibly trans people in customer facing retail and food services are braver than any marine and provide a far greater service to society

[hypersensationalism]

[throathole]

Not to victim blame but I have such limited sympathy for birds that get hit by cars like why were you flying 3 feet off the ground