Allison

Superhero and Disney Nerd. Photography. Music. Video Games. Loner. Stay beautiful. And Hakuna Matata. I like books more than people.

[jedibookshrikeofnorta]

Person: wanna go to the book store-

Me:

[allisaurussrex]

Growing up

[neenadoughbreva]

Most Satisfying - The Handmaid’s Tale - Smart Power

[allisaurussrex]

It’s you and me bud, always.

[moosemakes]

Roses are red

Storm clouds are grey

[fanwright]

Poetry is great.

[firenationandrecreation]

lemme try…

Roses are red,

Some tulips are black,

[thesilvershire]

The roses have bloomed,

The ground is muddy,

[thepumpkinqueenn]

[pleasedontbenaked]

WHAT

[forever90s]

[sensingdejavu]

Jack Sparrow is our inner bookworm

Exhibit A: When you finish a book and don’t know whether to hug it or throw it across the room. 

Exhibit B: When you spend the whole night reading a book

Exhibit C: When people ask if you can do anything other than fangirl and you say you can do this:

Exhibit D: When writers keep separating your OTP

Exhibit E: When the author is writing the next book in the series

Exhibit F: When you open the first page of the book you’ve been waiting for and you know it’s gonna kill you in the most pleasurable ways:

Exhibit G: When you see a bookstore and start “walking” toward it with your friends, family, etc running after you trying to catch you before yet again you’re lost to the land of fiction:

Exhibit H: When your favorite character dies:

And so on and on…

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[prostituo]

[supremeoutcast]

I strongly disagree with anyone who says Maleficent isn’t the best Disney villain. No singing, no dancing, no long expositions about her plans, no tolerance for bumbling comedy sidekicks (she electrocutes a whole room full of minions when she finds out they’ve fucked up and spent the last few years searching for a baby), just outright malicious intent.

I mean let’s take a look at her motivations compared to other popular Disney villains: SCAR - Wanted to become King. 

URSULA - Wanted to rule the seas.

WICKED QUEEN - Wanted to rule as the most beautiful woman in the land.

JAFAR - Wanted to rule in the Sultan’s place and/or obtain ultimate power.

Maleficient, by contrast, didn’t want any of that. She didn’t want more power. She didn’t want fame. She didn’t want to rule. She just wanted to raise hell. This is the woman who decided that every newborn child in the kingdom should die and that the land should be covered in darkness for one reason - SHE WASN’T INVITED TO A MOTHERFUCKING PARTY.

That’s right, the evil bitch basically condemned an entire kingdom to die at her hands because she didn’t get invited to a christening.

This is not a woman with a motivation. She cannot be reasoned with. Her actions cannot be rationalized. She is evil for the fun of being evil, not because she wants something.

THAT, my friends, is the ultimate villain. One who knows they’re evil and LOVES it. 

[briannathestrange-deactivated20]

[scraap]

[headlikeanorange]

[bodyofadog-deactivated20170605]

the only crossover worth talking about

[illkim]

[poppopopopopi-deactivated202505]

There it is, the worst Funko Pop

[beekirby]

Honey that isn’t even close

[zelkoa]

Sorry but 

[notyourghoul]

Nothing can compete with 

[viewtifulpup]

[fujiyosky]

[4-3-2-2-2-12-1-12-2-23-3-3-3-3]

[hither2]

the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him

[samandriel]

I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes like this is a god-tier spongebob reference, this is a level of spongebob humor that I can’t even hope to achieve in my lifetime

[vanvert-deactivated20170804]

How in the hell???