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hi, i'm maria, i live in sweden and i like music (previously mumfordoftheroad.)

[alliseeisroad]

two months since i was on tumblr hello remember me

[iridescent-luna]

Life is Beautiful Festival 2013

[thebandhaim]

[thecitydwellerss]

[forever90s]

[myownlost]

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

[cestnepasuneblog]

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

[musicofthestage]

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

[postimpression]

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

[vablatsky]

this game is why I have trust issues 

[video]

[rydell]

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

[jiasfeis-blog-blog]

I’d rather read the iTunes User Agreement.

- one of the Amazon reviewers on Fifty Shades of Grey  (via quicksummary)

[uptownhags]

don’t tell anyone

[jellytotsandrainbows-deactivate]

Never regret thy fall, O Icarus of the fearless flight For the greatest tragedy of them all Is never to feel the burning light

Oscar Wilde  (via misselizabethbennets)

[halforcdruid-deactivated2018073]

stands outside the divorce court waiting for hot dads who need love

[discodads]

[existinqqq]

[and-down-we-go]

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

[lemonpixycat]

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

[nyctosaurid]

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

[larmoyante]

There are all kinds of love in this world but never the same love twice.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (via larmoyante)

This made me realize you can’t compare your past relations with your new ones, every flame burns differently.

(via fulmadz)