Whipped

Dear God I have become a hobi hoe, and much more.

[vivalski]

[haechskies]

reblog to have good concert luck

[jiminandlemonade-blog]

lmfao i can’t not

not after the news today

[behindyourlight]

DOING IT AGAIN I HAVE TO

[gaiyofanfiction]

Pls pls pls Monsta X. 🤞🤞🤞

[axonsandsynapses]

Want a subtle way to flaunt your bard’s affiliation? Shirts that just say “bard” not specific enough for you? Want to confuse the heck out of people who don’t play D&D? Want to help reduce the number of financially-induced panic attacks I have while I’m scrambling to find a job?

You can find shirts, sweatshirts, stationary, bags, cases, stickers, and a whole bunch of other things here.

I did a dark and a light version for each of the bard colleges (the core two plus the new ones from Unearthed Arcana/Xanathar’s Guide to Everything!) so no matter how goth or preppy your bard is, you should be good for color choices.

And don’t worry wizards, I have you covered.

[yminie]

ghouls just wanna have fun 👻

The Seance – inspired by Demonic! by @gukwitch​ You and your friends go exploring in an abandoned house in the middle of the woods surrounded by mystery and ghost stories; what you find there may not be what you’re looking for. release date 24/10/18 8am PST!

Wraith – inspired by The Shining! by @gimmesumsuga  A month or so of laser focus; that’s how long it should take to get it done. No distractions, no procrastination… Short term suffering for long term success. All work and no play never hurt anyone right? release date 25/10/18 8am PST

Perfidy – inspired by The Babysitter! by @yminie Perfidy [pur-fi-dee] | noun, plural per•fi•dies – deliberate breach of faith or trust; faithlessness; treachery.

Why do so many people in scary movies die? They trust the wrong people. release date 26/10/18 8am PST

he. – inspired by Carrie! by @gukyi and he said everything would be okay. “can you promise me something?”  “what?” “never let me go.” release date 27/10/18 8am PST

Zemblanity – inspired by Misery! by @cinnaminsvga “I’ll write a song for you, Park Jimin.” You say, unaware of the weight of your promises slowly finding its way around your neck. ”Pinky swear?” The noose tightens. “I swear on my life.” release date 28/10/18 8am PST

Hide & Seek – inspired by Sinister! by @oppamansae Maybe you shouldn’t have watched those tapes you found in the basement. Maybe you should’ve just stayed with your parent. Maybe you should’ve just hidden yourself better, and ran away when you still could. release date 29/10/18 8am PST

Sub Rosa – inspired by The Thing! by @seokkbuns A long-awaited camping trip with your friends takes a turn you couldn’t have ever expected, and you find yourself wishing you’d never left your house in the first place. What are you to do when you let a wolf so unknowingly into your herd of sheep? release date 30/10/18 8am PST

**the post title might be cute/lighthearted but the works of fiction themselves are not. Please ensure upon reading you’re aware of any warnings listed by the authors and read at your own risk..

[taejoonies]

BigHit hire me as security, I have nothing to lose and a lot of build up anger

[taesamorcito]

he wouldn’t stop until he found his parents (cr.)

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[spongebobsquarepants]

[strangelyiron-deactivated202012]

one taught me love

one taught me patience

one taught me pain

and one is gonna fucking put me in cardiac arrest

[porterr-robinson]

[tooiconic]

GOTTEM

[daco-broman]

this shit killed me wtf

[scretladyspider]

Hey. Do you need a hug?

Maybe you’re having a stressful day. Maybe you just need a deep breath. Maybe you just didn’t realize how stressed you are. It’s okay! You deserve love and warmth in your life.

Are you comforted by words? 

Here’s an Emergency Compliment

Here are some kind words you can personalize with your name 

Here are 15 more emergency compliments 

Here is a Self Esteem Boosting Confidence Machine 

take a moment - video 

believe in yourself - video 

Inspiration from Jacksepticeye - PMA 

encouragement from Mr. Rogers - video 

you are ENOUGH - video 

Do you need to hear some pleasant ambient sounds?

How about rain sounds you can customize? 

You can listen to a cafe here  

or how about a crackling fireplace?  

ASMR? Stimming? 

Soap cutting ASMR - video 

more soap ASMR - video 

a 4 hour ASMR video to help with sleep 

ASMR face and scalp massage - video

ASMR slime - video 

the most satisfying video in the world 

more satisfying videos 

Lora Zombie speed painting - video 

Agnes Cecile speed painting - video  

the fastest workers in the world - video 

how candy canes are made - video 

Mr. Rogers shows how crayons are made - video 

How about a game or activity distraction?

Play 2048 here 

A whole website of free games!  

play chess against a computer 

Here are some coloring pages you can do online!  

Play Flow online here 

here’s a game where you stretch a giraffe’s little neck to give kisses 

Learn about the history of life on earth with PBS Eons 

Do you need something soothing?

Control the pattern of rain here! (flashing colors warning)

try doing nothing for two minutes 

Vent to a stranger online for FREE!  

weavesilk, where you can create a soothing pattern 

have you ever been to the nicest place on the internet? 

watch Bob Ross bring joy to painting - playlist 

How about a laugh?

Vines you can show your grandparents 

History of the entire world, I guess  

History of Japan 

Rhett and Link caption fails 

Thomas Sanders Vines 

The Demented Cartoon Movie (warning for flashing colors) 

The ASDF movie 1-11 

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale  (warnings for some bruises and some violence)

Rhett and Link VS Hank Green - SHUT UP AND DANCE 

It’s going to be okay. Today may be the worst day of your life - but tomorrow won’t be. Life is a series of ups and downs, and that means there’s going to be good and bad. Drink some water, let yourself cry if you need to, and get a good night’s sleep. You’ll feel better in the morning. 

[softestvirgil]

Reblogging anyone who may need it, and also for me to easily find later.

[bts-and-army-fanblog]

Jungkook is so adorable

[jung-yoongi9493]

MemetanSonyeondamn

[hoseoch]

[war-of-hormoan-deactivated20180]

BLACKPINK will finally be in our area as they are releasing their first mini album! So in order to celebrate YG finally giving the girls the bare minimum, (and since I have already done giveaways for two boy groups) I am giving TWO lucky blinks a copy of Square Up. 

THE PRIZES

ONE black version

ONE pink version

THE VERSION THE WINNERS RECEIVE WILL BE RANDOM!

THE RULES

LIKES and REBLOGS count

MUST be following me

MUST be 18+ or have parent’s permission

if you are entering through a sideblog, please send me your main url

giveaway blogs will be disqualified (aka this giveaway cannot be the only thing you’re posting)

i WILL ship INTERNATIONALLY

the giveaway ends JUNE 30th at 11:59 PST 

GOODLUCK!

[alliseok]

Ramsey yes thank you I am blessed

[7biases]

If you’re having a bad day, watch this video of our favorite OT7 to brighten your day

[aurjeon]

he’s so inspiring (trans)

[hualians]

quickly tell me ur top3 love yourself:tear songs