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for fans of: colored vinyl, photography, zombies, doges & nonsensical ramblings.

[jamieleecvrtis]

So, are you dating somebody or not?

[buffysummers]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)

[tvandfilm]

THE LEFTOVERS S03E07: The Most Powerful Man in the World (and His Identical Twin Brother)

[shellybuttface]

[fadeintoyou1993]

#in all levels except physical, this is how i ignore every single inconvenience i have ever had

[chiromantka]

i love horror so much i love when it’s so garbage that you can’t help but laugh at it and i love when it’s the pretentious film major type of horror where nothing happens for two hours and i love when it’s so mediocre you can’t form an opinion on it and i love when it absolutely doesn’t make sense

[somecutething]

[theconcealedweapon]

[readerininvisiblewritings]

Best job advice I’ve gotten: The job is not going to love you back.

[tolkienblackgirl]

Also it’s strictly for safety purposes or unavoidable (like a call time for Acting or  Flight crew ect) “On time is late” is TOTAL BS. On time is ON TIME. They love to preach about how “Time is money” but then only act like it applies to only them. YOUR TIME IS MONEY TOO! If I have a 5 minute window and I don’t need it to prep to do my job properly, you will see me exactly when my shift starts.

ALSO TAKE YOUR BREAKS AND LUNCHES AND VACATIONS, it’s part of your pay. TAKE IT. 

[baawri]

Britney Spears on Sabrina the Teenage Witch

[skysworn-deactivated20190803]

[animatedtext]

[guerrillatech]

[weaver-z]

St*phanie Meyer: Vampires are all sexy heterosexual white British rich kids who are geniuses and—

Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every vampire is bisexual and a MORON

[thedurvin]

See also

Various directors: Superheroes are all sexy heterosexual white rich kids who are geniuses and—

Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every superhero is bisexual and a MORON

[cosmic-microwave-background]

[afloweroutofstone]

Oh fuck yes Twitter is bringing back the 1970’s Maoist approach to gayness

[oysters-aint-for-me]

ok but hear me out- what if we just let them fix the economy and then stay gay

[dankmemeuniversity]

[quasikool]

the adhd urge to exhaustively organize and catalog things vs. the adhd immediate forgetting of where you put literally everything

[superb-fairywren]

my embroidery floss collection is impeccable but i left my earbuds in the kitchen last night and couldn't find them

[dharmagun]

My different kinds of rice are arranged in a color gradient but there is shredded cheese in my coat pocket

[quasikool]

#organizing things is fun #but only once

[mioxenoblade]

This take is pissing me off so Im going to just rant about it to get it out of my system.

Elon Musk's SNL bits weren't unfunny because he's autistic, they were unfunny because he's an out of touch conservative billionaire with a cult of personality who panders to online nerd communities who are obsessed with 4chan, cryptocurrency, and saying slurs as often as possible. Every time this man says a single thing it's incredibly clear he has no idea what life is like for the average person and has been spoonfed by others his entire life. He didn't start tesla, he bought it. He's more of a detriment to SpaceX than a positive. He's rich because mommy and daddy being racists in apartheid South Africa. He owns a fucking diamond mine. He calls literal heroes pedophiles for daring to criticize his stupid plans thatd kill innocents. His companies violate almost every OSHA standard (and thats just the shit in the USA) and his space company rains dangerous shit all over American cities.

People don't hate Elon Musk because he's autistic. People hate Elon Musk because he's a Captain Planet villain.

And, trying to level that disgust towards him as disgust towards autistic people is so extremely ableist. Elon Musk getting made fun of for being terrible at comedy and being an unrelatable billionaire is not the same as autistic people getting made fun of for not being able to communicate ideas.

Fuck all the way off.

[prescription-cactus]

i am always one little emotional crisis away from an online purchase