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the bae: *does something cute*

me @ god: are you seeing this shit?

god: fucking unbelievable

[iraffiruse]

[mechanical-jewel]

A lobster is smarter than me.

[ceruleancynic]

that’s a mantis shrimp

and it is definitely smarter than me

[vipvictor-deactivated20180416]

whattt??!!!

[vicecommanderhijikata]

It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to them how the colors didn’t match up. 

[dancingloki]

fucking shrimps i stg

[bushybrowboy-deactivated2015041]

[excima]

I’ve watched this 20 times and im still laughing

[curriedgoat]

Im crying

[joethepeacock-deactivated201611]

Valentine's Love Poem #3

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

[vivavox]

These are 2 new products from New York based startup - Hitlist! (1) Hitlist Web which now allows you to search cheap flights without that social experience Hitlist mobile app offers, and fabulous (2) Hitlist Wandertab - an extension for Chrome which tickles the traveler in you by opening every new tab (It sets your location and currency, I’m in Zagreb now so that explains the photos)… Enjoy and share!

[astrodidact]

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this.

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(via 500px / Bridging the Moon by Marko Obradovic)

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[nevver]

How to

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[nevver]

Great Fortune

[tastefullyoffensive]

Every time I open my laptop. [x]

[withlovelightandink-blog]

Darla’s tumblr famous

[nevver]

Smooch

[allixsenos]

at District Mot

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