We all have stories.

Ambrosia | 18 | ♀ | Hufflepuff | ♍ / ♎ Enthusiast | Doodler | Drabbler | Cosplayer | RPer | "Actress" | Dweeb MO. I blog sometimes.

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That moment when you already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said so, you just nod, smile and agree. 

[taelusive555]

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

[kolbabe1-deactivated20160924]

*drops phone* Me: shit u good bruh Phone: yeah fam I’m aight

[alllivesarestories]

signs that can....

bullshit an essay in a day but can't do maths: taurus, cancer, leo, libra, sagittarius, pisces

do maths problems in 5 mins, but can't write an essay for shit: aries, gemini, virgo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius

[alllivesarestories]

Again an update from the practically dead girl

my laptop of only a year has died

so thats hella fun

I did sign up for my next semester of classes

get a passport to see my gf

and work 10,000 8+ hour shifts

[jesse-custer]

You know, I’m 12 minutes older than you.

[alllivesarestories]

Me as a parent

Child: *starts screaming*

Me: She gets that from me

[alllivesarestories]

"Fight me!"

Things I am willing to fight: everything.

Things I am able to fight: nothing.`

[mmakoto]

you can always rewind back to your chlorine brand T-shirt and generic jeans

[kunstbaby-deactivated20150808]

friends can break ur heart too

[skithebeach]

THIS IS THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ

[haunted-camaro]

has anyone seen the cellphone commercial where the family bribes the dad into giving them more gigs of data and it culminates into them giving him a cake and rick astley pops out of the cake and starts singing and the dad loses his shit 

[haunted-camaro]

[imagineyouricon]

Imagine your icon as the protagonist of the last show you watched

[cctinsleybaxter]

Dipper Pines as Hannibal.

[windycarnage]

there are two types of artists

those who can only draw animals

those who can draw anything but an animal

[ohsoswiftly]

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Patrick Stump of Fall out Boy attempts to sing “I Knew You Were Trouble” in Killer Karaoke.

[feelsofacatlady-deactivated2015]

WHEN HE GETS TO THE CHORUS IT IS PERFECT HE IS PERFECT I WANT A RECORDED VERSION

[ilibramoon-deactivated20230108]

so let’s talk about his laugh

[bangerzlester]

omg jay jay, mike and dom

[lovebackfromthedead]

They need to stop talking while this angel is singing oh mygos

[crucefix]

corporate felt genetic modification would up the wow factor.

- they’re dinosaurs. wow enough.

[alllivesarestories]

Signs While Home Alone

Aries: Sneaks around the house like they are in a James Bond movie

Taurus: Watches Netflix

Gemini: Walks around half naked

Cancer: Dances around the house

Leo: Barrel rolls down the stairs

Virgo: Jams out to Taylor Swift

Libra: Almost burns the house down trying to make food

Scorpio: Pretends that they are filming a music video

Sagittarius: Runs through the house as fast as they can and runs into the wall

Capricorn: Glues macaroni to the dog while doing arts and crafts

Aquarius: Tries to do a hand stand and fails miserably

Pisces: Doesn't even realize that they were home alone so they stay in their room

[steampunk-and-junk]

h.NAOTO

[kyliesiobhan]

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