Turbolifts

Shhhhh. No crime going on here. lifting? What's that? I'm just a poor ST fan.

[medicalifts]

A quick lift. $66.30

[lilpinklift-blog]

Really need more lift blogs to follow I’m tired of my dash being a fucking wasteland, any recommendations thro them at my face pls.

[lilpinklift-blog]

Reblogging to get more likes so I can follow you if you active tho

[sepia-lifter]

I am SO active follow meeeeeee

[liftiing--witch]

What are y'all’s interests elsewhere on tumblr?

Obviously I’m not asking to know your personal blog or anything. I’m just curious to know the non-makeup and aesthetic side of this community. What fandoms are you guys in?

Myself, I’m really obsessed with musicians and celebrities. Currently I’m shamelessly obsessed with Ed Sheeran and black veil brides.

I also do celebrity roleplay on another side of tumblr.

[ubilifts-deactivated20190601]

genuinely curious abt this as well!

for me it’s metal gear, various other games, art, aesthetic shit, birds and bugs :>

[bearylifts]

aw, everyone should respond to this, this is cute!!

i love girl groups (esp twice and rv), star wars, marvel!!!, skincare+makeup, and i would consider myself the biggest parks and rec fan

[stellar-lifting-deactivated2018]

voltron and dragon age lol

[crystalcriminal-blog1]

overwatch / overwatch esports

tbh i’m a twitter person so beides this blog & my ow one i’m not on here

[heavenlylifter]

i do a lot of illustrations and painting, and i write stories in my spare time! i also like listening to gothic rock like evanescence and i read mystery novels😊🍓🍓

[flowersanddeathcore-blog]

@everydaylifted and I are really into metal. Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, Parkway Drive, Infant Annihilator, Chelsea Grin, etc.

[lifting-tips]

UPDATE ON THIS im now a marvel stan and a brockhampton stan, but i still LOvE top/kendrick with all my heart, but i’ve replaced svu with ahs ngl, and i write!!!!

[medicalifts]

I run a Star Trek blog. Won't disclose who I am, but just putting that out here. That's basically my only interest. Oof.

[klxptxmxnixc-blog-deactivated20]

Black Friday lifting spell

💫🦃👜💫

Like to charge, reblog to cast 🌠

[18551951815219-deactivated20200]

any of my fellow ptsd lifters almost thankful for hypervigilance when ur lifting and you can tell exactly where everyone is in a store and what they’re doing without looking

[liftblrparadise]

I FOUND $80 ON THE SIDEWALK WHEN I WAS HEADING OUT TO GO BABYSITTING!!! AND TONIGHT IM MAKING $105 ONTOP OF THE $80 I FOUND OMG REPOST FOR LUCK💖💖💖💖💖

[ramboxlifts]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[anticapitalistmami]

Us

[littlelifterx]

in honor of holidays coming up here’s to lucky louis and her detaching tool !

[crybabylift]

we stan louise belcher

[baddielifter]

reblog this if ur blog is a safe place for the lifting family . whether gay, strait, purple, black, orange, tall, skinny, short, fucking 8 feet tall , etc.❤️idgaf who u are i love u babies

[bananalifting]

r o b t h e m

[s-n-atched-deactivated20190826]

now I don’t feel bad about snatching 16 pairs of panties from them :V

[shwiftylifty]

Fuck them.

[liftedmood]

You’ve heard it

[s-n-atched-deactivated20190826]

I would just like to take a moment to praise the gods for when I got caught concealing by another shopper, but the shopper was ACTUALLY LI/FTING TOO

[bananalifting]

i once had this weird ass situation when I’m just chilling touching eyeshadows and shit. concealing, concealing

and then I SEE HER. purple haired grandma in a sweater. With “I’m not mad but disappointed” look. And I’m ready to lay it down and get the fuck out because old polish ladies are very specific kind of people and some of them would take me to church for this and exorcise the shit out of me.

she pulled me to the side and whispered “youngster, you’re shitty at this. customers shouldn’t be able to see you steal. THEY ALL DIRTY SNITCHES BE CAREFUL DARLING!!” and she disappeared.

love her to this day.

[shmoneysaver-deactivated2019020]

I thought this lady was following me once, being shitty LP. Nope. She was grabbing a purse, put the shoes in it, put on a coat from the rack and bounced.

[leolifter]

checking facebook to make sure the police aren’t looking for me and i found this gem…

[liftblrparadise]

Why this matters💖

I used to be cold every morning, I used to have a thin blanket as my comforter and the same five outfits with zero makeup and one body spray and deodorant, today I just woke up covered in my lifted bedspreads with my head on my lifted pillows, sat down at my desk and put dry shampoo in my hair instead of leaving it oily, elegantly put lifted makeup on, applied a lifted deodorant and body spray all while getting changed into lifted leggings,socks and a winter jacket. There is NOTHING different about my social status between these two point in my life. My mom still makes no money and I still don’t have a steady job. I am happier, I am happier, I am happier with lifted things to make me feel like a person.

I am clean, I have makeup, I have a nice room, I have the school supplies I need, I have perfumes and lotions galore. If you told me that I’d have this much when I was 14 I’d laugh. Lifting changes my life. The confidence I now have is astonishing. So now catch my modeling down my schools walk way with my new $250 coat!

💖💖💖YOURE WORTH IT💖💖💖

[medicalifts]

Why is this my life, tho.

[justasimplememebean]

Yo, guys. Seriously start practicing accents.

(I have 0 followers im p sure no one will ever see this post but hey oh well.)

Fucking leARN HOW TO IMITATE A FEW DIFFERENT ACCENTS AND INCORPORATE IT INTO YOUR DAMN COSTUME. FUCKING THROW ON FRECKLES AND CONTOUR WEIRD AND BE BRITISH OR SOME SHIT.

they’ll be looking for the British chick next time. And that british chick is not u. U is u. Git gud.

Note: i hit the same kohls 3x a week and i have 12 different looks set up and i can imitate 5 different accents. No one suspects a sweet little southerner with freckles and glasses and pigtail braids. Fear the voice Change. F e a r i t.

[liftedyourman]

I love things like this. I’m doing it.

[bambibandit-blog1]

Jesus Christ

[cheaplifter-blog]

Australian works well for me

[sugarflift]

I cycle through British RP, British - Yorkshire, Irish, Southern US, and Australian.

[itsinmybag]

Good Way To Practice

Hey, so every time I’m about to go to the mall, I feel the need to practice beforehand. Soo, my friend and I thought of this.. Grab all of your phones, laptops, iPods and cameras as you have (they need to have a decent amount of storage left on them), set them up all at different angles all over your bedroom or somewhere in your house, press record on each of them. Walk into the room, pretend as if your in the store you will be in later on and then practice away getting items from the room. Afterwards, stop recording on each of the cameras and watch over each tape and see how well you hid from each of the cameras. Then with enough practice, it helps be better at it when there’s lots of cameras or also helps not be as paranoid when you do go.

[angelifter]

this is SO smart

[liftedyourman]

Im scared imma catch a ghost dry humping me

[heyimstillalivetune]

itfellintomybag what you just said made me laugh

[cityyyyylights]

lmao me

[emilyliftz-blog]

The “this is how you fucking lift from ikea Pt. 2” haul! 😉

I was so pissed that i couldn’t get the stocksund sofa because it wasnt on the take it yourself shelves, so i went for it and lifted the entire fucking store lmaoooo

♡ Malm Glass top - $22 ♡ Kolon Floor protector - $22 ♡ Hovslund Rug - $65 ♡ Alhede Rug - $141 (not pictured ish) ♡ Tusensköna Bedspread - $65 ♡ Svärtan Throw - $33 ♡ Blekvide Comforter - $163 ♡ Blekvide Comforter small - $98 ♡ Knavel Pillows x 4 - $218 ♡ Rosendun Mattress protector - $44 ♡ Svärtan Throw x 4 - $130 ♡ Henrika Black throw - $16 ♡ Svärtan Cushion cover x 8 - $69 ♡ Rimforsa Holder with cointainers - $20 ♡ Godmorgon Box with compartments - $16 ♡ Godmorgon Box with lid x 3 - $42 ♡ Åfjärden Bath sheets x 4 - $69 ♡ Knagglig Box x 4 - $26 ♡ Svira Box with lid x 4 - $43 ♡ Rimforsa Tablet stand - $11 ♡ Emmie Ruta duvet - $25 ♡ Bamboo Notepad - $6 ♡ Nömmen Toilet seat - $44 ♡ Tejn White rug x 2 - $17 ♡ Ikea 365+ Dish towles x 4 - $21 ♡ Stilfull Place mat x 8 - $17 ♡ Mixtur Oven serving dish large - $6 ♡ Mixtur Oven serving dish medium- $4 ♡ Mixtur Oven serving dish small x 4 - $8 ♡ Aina Curtains x 2 - $109 ♡ Dinera mug x 3 - $5 ♡ Njuta Bathrobe - $22 ♡ Sällskap throw - $16 ♡ Dragan Box set - $16 ♡ Bubble Wrap envelopes x 3 - $16 ♡ Depend False nail set - $7 ♡ Coke bottle - $3 (not pictured lol)

GRAND FUCKING TOTAL: $1,655!!!

[lift-mami-blog]

i’m wet

[veganlifter-blog1]

speechless.

[liftaurus-blog]

what’s good

[roselifter]

Excuse me, bitch, how???

[klxptxmxnixc-blog-deactivated20]

This haul is called the “My mom woke me up and said we were going into town so I did some impulse lifting” haul

Thongs: $7.00 each

Cubic zirconia moon/stars necklace: $12.00

Cosmopolitan makeup bag: around $14.00 I think

Lucky Brand pencils: $18.00

Total: 🏵️$93.00🏵️

[klxptxmxnixc-blog-deactivated20]

Okay y'all I just wanna say another lil’ somethin somethin.

7 cheap pairs of underwear, a set of pencils, a necklace, and a makeup bag. Almost $100. Just for that. That’s insane. This is why I steal.