stars have conspired

Jessica | 26 | INTJ | CA, USA All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by.

[greelin]

so many of you have never been 26 or 27. well one day you will. this is not a threat this is a promise. or maybe both. it will be fine, is what i’m saying. and then comes 28

[gaytricorder]

Jim: are you sure this is where the distress signal came from, Spock?

Spock: yes, Captain. the message said they were dealing with a creature called the Unknown

[classycookiexo]

[alllnighter]

"Ambrose, you five-star turd!"

Johnny English Reborn (2011)

[quixoticanarchy]

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

[actuallyapathy]

‘i saw your social cue but am ignoring it in the hopes you learn to use your words and communicate like an adult. hope this helps’

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

wait are there really new people joining this site. i thought it was a hoax.

[startrektos]

are we posting photos without context

[radicalg]

lads, should I stop searching for eternal truths on here?

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[rubber-dick]

[medievalspinster]

I’m both

[tylerposey]

David Corenswet as Jack Castello in Hollywood — Hooray For Hollywood (1.01)

[krabby-kronicle]

[valtsv]

watch your fucking vibes when you speak to me

[the-golden-void]

[ruinedchildhood]

[liveschlong]