All of the Fuckery

Me, doing what I do best: gossiping and talking about all of the fuckery in the world. If you take me seriously, you shouldn't.

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LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!

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As long as his face was clear, the RMV could care less what is ON your face below your forehead. So my friend decided to liven up his driver's license photo with some shaves here and there across his head.

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I live with 4 of my closest high school friends which happens to be 4 white guys. We decided to get family portraits taken to hang up in our house.

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Their camera has no film.

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"I’M COMING TO GET YOU!!!!" Chicago train rides the escalator

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Jennifer Lawrence fell again at the Oscars

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And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going (Belted Like A Pro!!)

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You Won't Believe How This Magazine Replied to a Photographer's Copyright Claim

How should you respond if a photographer says you're using her photo without permission? Probably not by calling her an asshole.

Shame on Survival Magazine for stealing The Chicken Chick's pictures and the calling her the asshole. Smh....karma is a bitch and they are the asshole's.

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Happy Birthday Colin

A page created to help a mom wish her son a Happy 11th Birthday. His birthday is March 9th....

A page created to help a mom wish her son a Happy 11th Birthday. His birthday is March 9th. Address for Colin- PO box 756  Richland, MI 49083-0756. My card will be in the mail this weekend!!

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Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu! Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color) Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup

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Yes!!! Tipsy Bartender made some of these. Nom! Nom! Nom!

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A friend of a friend's puppy looks like Charlie Chaplin. That's all folks!

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kermit the frog masturbating to "2 girls 1 cup"

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These kids gave seagulls laxatives and let them shit on everyone at the beach. YUCK!

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Barbie or Paula Patton: Who Wore It Best Tonight?

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Emma Thompson was TOTALLY sauced at tonight's Golden Globes and we love her for it.