Incorrect All Of Us Are Dead Quotes

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Dae-su: You and I have this ‘Will they, won’t they’ thing going on-

Ha-ri: We don’t.

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Joon-seong: [sobbing] This isn't my fault, this isn't my plan! Ha-ri: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whose plan was it, Joon-seong? Joon-seong: It's God's plan! Ha-ri: Joon-seong: And now He's leaving me out to dry! Joon-seong, at the sky: DO SOMETHING YOU SON OF A BITCH!

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Su-hyeok: Here's a fun Christmas idea! We hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!

On-jo: Su-hyeok, no.

Cheong-san: Mistlefoe.

On-jo: Don’t encourage him.

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Nam-ra: Is something burning?

Su-hyeok: Just my love for you.

Nam-ra: Su-hyeok, the toaster is on fire.

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You know, sometimes there’s just a very fine line between us and the Three Stooges.

- Oh Joon-yeong about him, Dae-su, and Woo-jin

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Cheong-san: [about Nam-ra] That girl is a hurricane.

Su-hyeok: Ha. Yeah. She sure is.

Cheong-san: Hurricanes are a bad thing, Su-hyeok.

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Hyo-ryung: You seem nervous.

Dae-su: No, I always sweat this much.

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Woo-jin: Awkward sibling hug?

Ha-ri: Awkward sibling hug.

[they embrace]

Both: Pat. Pat.

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Ji-min: I like the fact that we say ‘oh man’ to express disappointment

Ji-min: Because men are, in fact, disappointing.

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Su-hyeok, post season one: Even the doorknob smells like Nam-ra!

Dae-su: Why are you smelling the doorknob?

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Joon-seong: You didn't have a happy childhood?

Mi-jin: My favourite toy was a hammer. You finish the puzzle.

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Woo-jin: First, they came for me! I was fine.

Woo-jin: Then, they came for my sister! Also fine.

Ha-ri:

Woo-jin: But then they come for my man!? My sweet, defenseless little man?

Joon-yeong: I’m a yellow belt.

Woo-jin: Hear my battle cry!

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[when Ji-min is mad at Hyo-ryung]

Hyo-ryung: Why do I have to eat bush peas?

Ji-min: Because it makes you miserable, which makes me slightly less miserable.

Hyo-ryung: Your logic is flawless.

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On-jo: I could die tomorrow!

Cheong-san: You’re not going to die.

On-jo: But I could and it would kill me.

Cheong-san: Then you’d already be dead.

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Ho-cheol: Hiiiiii. :)

Seo-bin: Hmmph. Bet you are.

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I wish I had a gay cigarette.

-Park Mi-jin

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Woo-jin: Question. When they shot Bambi’s mother, did you find that a sad moment... at all?

Ha-ri: I’m sure she’s mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.