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No one can help me and my entire world is going to shit and there’s no one who can help me

I wish I had the courage to un alive myself but I don’t want to fail at that too

A little Homestuck PSA

As 4/13 is right around the corner I just wanted to remind everyone about the Unofficial Homestuck Collection. As Viz and the death of Flash have been slowly killing the intended Homestuck experience there is still a way to see it how it was meant.

This offline program allows for all the flash to be seen and mini games to be played as intended and helps protect from spoilers. If you are going to start reading Homestuck or are planning to trick some unsuspecting friend into reading please consider using this program!

And - I love new livebloggers! Let me know who you love to watch make this journey.

https://bambosh.github.io/unofficial-homestuck-collection/

An offline browser built from the ground up to archive Homestuck and its related works.

official-lucifers-child

i think one big different between tumblr and other social media is the usernames. on other sites people will just add a lot of numbers to their username and here we all went “okay weird” and went nuts. you don’t make an account on instagram called motherfucker-unlimited, you do like ccsmith6.08 or whatever the fuck. here? usernames bigtiddygothgf and misha-collins-stan discuss special relativity with all the confidence of a thousand physics professors. a blog called sarah378 is a porn bot.

thehugwizard

This is true and im glad you said it

charlesemersonwinchesteriii

hey quick question why did no one ever tell me how fucking insane M*A*S*H is?? their commanding officer is a horse girl. the secretary has psychic powers. this guy walks around a 1950s military outpost in drag and everyone’s just like hey nice dress. the protagonist who is supposed to be the best surgeon in the entire korean war spends every episode strutting around drunk in a hawaiian shirt making homoerotic wisecracks and asking the nurses to step on him like some sort of unhinged bisexual jimmy buffet. guys what the hell is going on in this army doctor show

allrejectsam

Ah the stresses of war

sparebutton

Now that it’s 2021 that means anything that came out in 2001 will be 20 years old so here’s a bunch of movies that will be 20 this year

queer-nihilist

princesshamlet-deactivated20210

i desperately want to study russell t. davies’s mind bc he was like you know what this classic british kids scifi show needs? a really slutty extroverted openly bisexual american space criminal who becomes immortal and then turns into a wrinkled wizened ten foot tall suspended alien head in an aquarium. and he was right

wetwareproblem

Rational brain: Calanthe is a tyrant who has, throughout her reign, maintained her position by brutal and personal oppression and murder of anyone who looked like a threat. This is such an important point that there are several scenes in a very short show dedicated entirely to exposition about her atrocities.

Lesbian brain:

baixueagain

I love Calanthe as a character because the show really does not hold back in showing that she has done some truly monstrous things, and that one of the features of her reign was the brutal oppression of non-humans (and many magic-users).

And yet, at the same time we’re shown that she is fiercely loving of both her family and her country, is a brilliant leader and politician, and takes her role as queen so seriously that she would rather die than surrender her kingdom. Additionally, in terms of writing, she is depicted with respect and depth.

We don’t get women characters in leadership roles like Calanthe very often. Wicked queens tend to rarely divert from their roles as wicked queens, and even when they’re given motivations, those motivations tend to be fairly stereotypical. Calanthe, though? She has nuance. She’s three-dimensional, and capable of both great good and great evil. She’s human. I love that.

official-kircheis

guy who after 30 minutes of a 45 minute talk is on slide 19/66

transhumanoid-deactivated202106

pretty shitty guy in objective terms but I can’t help but find them endearing in a way

official-kircheis

one time I was at a talk where after ~40 minutes of the allotted 30 minutes, the chair had to step in and remind the speaker

his response “oh. I’m sorry. I’ll get through the second half faster”

lexosaurus

In high school for my French class we had to research an environmental topic and give a 10min presentation on it. I chose to research rare earth metals and I was super pumped, made a fucking sick power point.

Day it’s due I come to find out that in a class of 10 people, I was the only person who remembered to do a presentation. I think because my proff forgot to mention it that week, everyone else just like forgot.

My classmates panicked and instead of just telling the proff that only 1 person actually remembered it was due, they begged me to take up the entirety of class that day on my presentation. I was good friends with them, I was hype about my presentation anyways, so I was like “sure man let’s do this.”

So I got up there and for a half hour talked about every detail of the rare earth metal mining industry, how it’s used in modern technology, and the environmental issues surrounding it. My teacher tried to cut me off a few times, but whenever she’d try a classmate would cut in and ask a question. A question that I’d be delighted to spent the next 5min meticulously explaining.

The class concluded with me sitting down a half hour later and my teacher going, “Well, we don’t have time for another presentation today, so we’ll pick it up next time…”

logarto

i like thinking abt how ppl have probably had OCs forever like even if they werent writers or artists. some boy in 1040s finland was probably imagining a little guy who tamed wolves or something. its smile to me

papershroud

min0uet

regret.mp4

head-in-the-bubbles

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

himejoshikomaeda

invader zim filmed this

hatsunemikuwu

Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob

the-privateer

that context makes is 10000X funnier

lunacornfan2k26

That’s Sandy Cheeks laughing in the background

fakethenip-deactivated20220809

me as a mom

blairwitchapologist

i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen

hunterschafer

I struggled for a long time with survivin’, and no matter what, you keep finding something to fight for.

officiallordvetinari

So apparently the Animorphs cover artist also made that amazing series of wizard pictures?? And he sells prints of both? His Etsy store is here and the other link is here.