I really enjoyed this post-paralogism kaebedo fic by @nitilia so I made it into a comic.
One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap
macklin celebrini has autism
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noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
official daine visual archive
Not today Justin
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Discoholic 🪩

blake kathryn

if i look back, i am lost

gracie abrams
hello vonnie

ellievsbear
occasionally subtle
will byers stan first human second
Fai_Ryy
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@twinsky
I really enjoyed this post-paralogism kaebedo fic by @nitilia so I made it into a comic.
It’s finally happened.
After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.
“I like your shoelaces.”
Oh. Oh no.
I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”
The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”
Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.
Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.
@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!
tested out some really old watercolour paper
AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.
date of origin: 2015.
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you
please don't throw the book
if the pluribus doesn’t affect animals how did that one lab rat in ep1 get infected? Is the hive mind the surmised knowledge of 8 billion humans and one lab rat?
I am going to be so disappointed if we don't at least see a rat hivemind. I'd buy it if most species aren't able to be infected, or if the nonhuman fatality rate of the infection is especially high (which would also explain why we're not seeing much wildlife around). But if the hivemind is compatible with nonhumans and/or they're planning on engineering a version that is, that would justify the hivemind's extremely strict dietary restrictions. It would be autocannibalism to them.
But like. Imagine if Rat Pluribus were separate from Human Pluribus and it wanted to help Carol cure humanity. Do you see my vision.
Quand il faut expliquer la pâtisserie à un Américain: imaginez un hamburger
i HAVE to stop looking at shelter cats until i'm moved but BUNNY
bunny is still there and apparently hasn't been adopted because she's very skittish and shy but so AM I
i assume they don't put cats on layaway but i might go this weekend to see if i can say hi, at least. and then bring her home on, like, june 5th when i'm all moved and settled if she's still there.
bunny 1.5 years and a few pounds later
i would have been more specific if i knew this would blow up but i went to see bunny that weekend and she immediately reached her head out for me to pet her even though she never let strangers touch her and i ended up rushing to petsmart to buy a carrier and immediately take her back to my parents' house until i moved
she now waits in the shadows to run and jump into my lap every single time i sit down and says thank you for all your kind words in the tags
here are some more pictures just from the last month of her being the most cute
the truth about computers they don't want you to know.
adventure time one-off character
Name: Little Beepo
Skill: Fucking Miserable
Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.
no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good
Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.
the heavy machinery when I'm on pain meds and not supposed to be operating them
I think when gsgw ends, Kim Soleum should stay in ghost story world with all his lovers and kwak Jegang should get sent to no ghost story world to as a punishment.
nobody:
half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*
OP is an optimist
shadow quiz is about to go crazy