I love you

[deb-oceans]

#no context needed

[ohddaniellee-blog]

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

[sweetheartkandi]

Every damn time.

I still doubt when when people say it.. i never believe they really mean it

[heylloser-deactivated20230830]

What she said 👆🏻

[ufomism]

person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake

[syntacked]

“We all grew up and did things we said we’d never do.”

— A 12 word autobiography (via syntacked)

[dfenestration-deactivated202203]

Anne Hathaway literally joining a group of criminals because she doesn’t have any close friends was the most relatable thing in Oceans 8

[lookataleaf3000]

this local woman who has a tomboy kid reached out to my butch group to see if a few of us wouldn’t mind having brunch with her family and a couple more of the girls tomboy friends, cuz she read that it’s important for your development to have adult versions of “people like you” in your life when you’re growing up. which is definitely true. so we’re going over tomorrow. can you believe that? like, I’m gonna cry.

[122691]

[deactivated-blog]

[thor-suggestion]

There is so much going on here, I don’t even know where to begin.

1. Scarlett Johansson’s very confident “yep” while wearing both Chris’s name tags on her boobs. Chris and upside-down Chris.

2. Robert Downey Jr.’s intensity, and Very Serious ™ demeanor, while bearing his name tag on his head.

3. Chris Hemsworth’s nod, as he starts to get touchy with RDJ??

4. Jeremy Renner looking surprised, yet intrigued.

5. Mark Ruffalo’s lip bite as >> Mark.exe has stopped working

6. Chris confirmed he’s a powerbottom size queen

[seagodofmagic]

someone just started blasting the indiana jones theme music on this train and i can’t tell who it is

but bless them

[minutia-r]

Apparently if you play the Indiana Jones theme music at an archaeological dig like half the people reach for their phones

[jazzhandsmcleg]

#the other half reach for their phones if you play the jurassic park theme

[voredremoth-deactivated20171231]

There are only two genders: Jurassic Park and Indiana Jones

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

remember the last time you thought to yourself, this is the best day of my life? you will have days like that again. days where you’re calm and radiating light, where your heart is full of love, where you feel like you will be just fine, despite everything you had to go through. on days like that you’ll know the truth, not the lies that your negative emotions tell you. I hope you have a day like that soon.

[gobbbeecompany]

my dad: a cryptid

-once woke me up by kicking my bed really hard until i looked at him and then locked eyes with me, drank an entire cup of coffee without breaking eye contact, and then silently left the room

-wordlessly stuck a picture of justin trudeau on my wall, left if there for three months, and then took it down without explaining himself

-walked into the house and said “is it gonna look funny?” and when i said “what?” he shook his finger at me and walked away

-once before bed came into my room and kissed my forehead, said “no homo,” and left

-once came into my room while brushing his teeth, stared at me for five minutes, gave me a thumbs up and left

-once got upset that there was no bench in a forever 21, said “they’re trying to punish us. for being hetero, probably.”

-almost fell out of a hammock while i was typing this

[gobbbeecompany]

i went into the kitchen and my dad was eating crackers and he said “theres nothing to see here.”

[gobbbeecompany]

me: i wanna go see ant-man

my dad: you can’t see him he’s too small

[emberkyrlee]

OMG there’s a follow-up story to THIS ONE

GLORIOUS

[geekhyena]

OH MY GOD. 

[hedrigal]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury @blacklinerbaby

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

:D

WHAT THE HECK

[law-the-lewd]

[rain-cheese]

[gemfag-deactivated20260102]

reminder that Channing Tatum is bisexual

[zarrynotzerrie-blog]

[armpitcorner]

[puthy]

[pukicho]

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

message to all babies: think before you think