[509depressed]

I can’t wait to fall asleep.

I hope I never wake up.

-let me go

[junebug-draws]

sorrow not, for we do not walk alone

[seasonal-obsession]

Thomas Boleyn: did you understand the plan?

Anne Boleyn: *nods* I get Henry to divorce Catherine, then we get married and we rule as the queens of England

Thomas Boleyn: yes, exactl— nO

Anne Boleyn: *mumbles* damn so close

Thomas Boleyn: HENRY, you want to marry Henry

Anne Boleyn: lol I sure don’t

[the-musical-six]

Anne Bi-leyn

[allthingsconsidered53]

Imagine watching a movie and seeing your place of work. 😂

[allthingsconsidered53]

Also I feel need to clarify it’s not a business type thing. It’s the actual building I work in. Fml it’s my weekend off and I’m looking at my work 😂😂

[allthingsconsidered53]

Imagine watching a movie and seeing your place of work. 😂

[sohumbleitsembarrassing]

when i look back      boy, i must’ve been green!             bopping in the country                    fishin’ in a stream!

[allthingsconsidered53]

I recently started to work in health care and let me tell you, I could not gove a shit if I died from Corona Virus. However, I am tetified if getting this and passing it on to my family especially my Mom who is considered a High Risk individual with it. I also fucking hate the media right now as they are causing my anxiety attacks that I am going to lose someone.

Fuck Corona virus

Fuck it

[zazie-beetzz-deactivated2022071]

Harley Quinn after breaking up with J*ker: *blows up a chemical plant, gets a hyena, kills several people, crushes more bones than a pro wrestler, breaks into GCPD, steals a car, adopts a kid, finally gets her egg sandwich*

Batman, sipping tea somewhere in the batcave:

[katmiw]

Imagine being Adam Copeland coming out to receive that reaction from thousands of people. Being so universally loved & missed. What a life that must be

He 100% deserves it

[allthingsconsidered53]

I really missed him

[cleodoramer-deactivated20230405]

[allthingsconsidered53]

I've been saying he was right from the start

[trucoopfields]

this is the funniest fucking thing, god bless elton

(tw: f slur, even though it’s not really used in that context)

FULL VIDEO

[honkyycat]

you can see the EXACT moment where he decides oh this is going to be so fucking funny if i say this

[krakatumblorz]

Best part is - fun fact - Elton John was, himself, EXTREMELY gay. In case you didn’t already know or hadn’t picked up on it over the years. So yeah, that just kind of adds to the magic here.

[mwagneto]

YEAH NO SHIT JSFNSD

ALSO

[incorrect-classic-rock-quotes]

“These 6 days between Christmas and New Year’s is the only time of the year you should strive to do absolutely fucking nothing. Make zero progress. Take all the time off. Go on vacation from your vacation. Be the least impressive version of yourself. Transform into a couch.”

- Elton John at some point, probably

[allthingsconsidered53]

My Mom and Dad got me Rocketman for Christmas! Actually started crying because they know how much i wanted it but have been unable to afford it.

[allthingsconsidered53]

Finally getting to watch it after work for past couple of days.

Edit: its already so much better not listening to people laughing at the painful scenes that break my heart

[allthingsconsidered53]

My Mom and Dad got me Rocketman for Christmas! Actually started crying because they know how much i wanted it but have been unable to afford it.

[30-minute-memes]

[allthingsconsidered53]

I made a clay decoration and the color doesn't even match. Best bit about decorating tree is if my mom demands it up i put it at the back where it can't be seen

[lateasalways]

Elton John - Step Into Christmas