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roman | he/they | 26

[trucoopfields]

roman. he/they. 26.

transmasc. bisexual. autistic. the albert rosenfield guy.

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[kirain]

RIP Anthony Stewart Head, an incredible actor, musician, singer, LGBTQ+ ally and activist, devoted girl dad, and father figure to many of us as we grew up.

You will be dearly missed. 🩷

[honestlyvan]

Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.

There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.

[honestlyvan]

To quote myself: Domtops in fics are always written to have such uncomplicated and healthy relationships to their sexualities and for my mental health I need us to collectively start giving them complexes about being some kind of monstrous predatory freak of nature instead.

Make that guy have a panic attack b/c someone in his daydream told him to stop and he kept going anyway.

[honestlyvan]

New and improved! Sad Wet Dog of a top is thinking about how he wants to hurt you but doesn't want to hurt you and the contradiction is slowly and steadily making him Lose His Whole Fucking Mind.

[manhcester]

fruit edition

are you a strawberry or raspberry person? a lemon or lime person? a mango or peach person? a pear or apple person?

[micromontage]

Hey I'm going to rhe storeDoUWantMe I mean do u need anything

[dexfiles]

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

[vedurnan-archive]

[cackled0g]

Dale Cooper's misogyny is an interesting aspect of his character that I don't see discussed a ton. I'll have to do like a big Coop analysis once I'm done with the show.

[moneybuydrugs]

yea well im possessed and its yours

[little-audrey-horne]

How does albert manage to charm me so much when still being so mean

I think now that I've seen him in less hostile circumstances (checking Dale's ribs, having breakfast with Dale), i can't take any of his digs and insults too hard. No that's my bitchy friend. That's my favorite guy. Its too late Albert i know you care

[trucoopfields]

apathy / entropy

He’s imagined his reunion with Dale Cooper perhaps a thousand times in the past couple years. Cursing the man out is secondary to the desire to hold him again, to smell the coffee on his breath and kiss those soft lips.

The first thing he notices as he stands there, in close proximity to the man: he doesn’t smell like Cooper.

Albert Rosenfield meets Mr. C, several years after Dale Cooper’s disappearance. They spark a strange, violent relationship. The universe ripples, and Albert stands in the center of it all.

(in collaboration with @horrorknife!)

[guiltfactory]

i would like if something horrible and invasive was happening to him and his boundaries were violated and he was uncomfortable and scared

[henrysblake]

straight albert is a tulpa

[papillonoir]

straight albert tulpa, the albert of the return who is noticeably miserable and no longer his witty catty self, was created following season 2 due to the trauma of losing his unrequited love cooper first to another man (harry) & then the supernatural forces of twin peaks in the finale, & due to the heteropatriarchal institution of the FBI, embodied by hetslop gourmet deputy director cole, forcing him back into the closet

[nutongzhi]

[trucoopfields]

apathy / entropy

He’s imagined his reunion with Dale Cooper perhaps a thousand times in the past couple years. Cursing the man out is secondary to the desire to hold him again, to smell the coffee on his breath and kiss those soft lips.

The first thing he notices as he stands there, in close proximity to the man: he doesn’t smell like Cooper.

Albert Rosenfield meets Mr. C, several years after Dale Cooper’s disappearance. They spark a strange, violent relationship. The universe ripples, and Albert stands in the center of it all.

(in collaboration with @horrorknife!)

[trucoopfields]

transmasc albert rosenfield for pride. fuck you

[trucoopfields]

apathy / entropy

He’s imagined his reunion with Dale Cooper perhaps a thousand times in the past couple years. Cursing the man out is secondary to the desire to hold him again, to smell the coffee on his breath and kiss those soft lips.

The first thing he notices as he stands there, in close proximity to the man: he doesn’t smell like Cooper.

Albert Rosenfield meets Mr. C, several years after Dale Cooper’s disappearance. They spark a strange, violent relationship. The universe ripples, and Albert stands in the center of it all.

(in collaboration with @horrorknife!)