I like how this image is cropped and making the rounds because honestly the original has her holding onion rings and I think it’s way better.
this is an arbys ad isnt it

izzy's playlists!
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
i don't do bad sauce passes
Show & Tell
$LAYYYTER

Love Begins
Misplaced Lens Cap
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
No title available
h
Jules of Nature
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
styofa doing anything
Mike Driver
Not today Justin
RMH
Today's Document
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Philippines

seen from Türkiye
seen from Italy

seen from Spain

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Canada
@allthingsnine
I like how this image is cropped and making the rounds because honestly the original has her holding onion rings and I think it’s way better.
this is an arbys ad isnt it
Hello! Is there a way you can do some fluff for Tousen? I think he needs more love :3
*pants*
*shuts door*
I SURVIVED
I STILL HAVE TO ENDURE EXAMS IN JAN, BUT I SURVIVED THESE BULLSHIT ONES I HAD
AND HERE
TOSEN FLUFF
WINTER THEMED
ENJOY
*faints*
As usual, he’s shut up in his office with the load ofpaperwork he has taken over from Hisagi-fukutaicho.
You’ve told Kaname a countless number of times to takebreaks in between and to let his subordinates do their work. And as usual, youwonder whether he is as deaf as he is blind to your pleas.
Enough is enough, however. The sun is shining, half of theninth division is enjoying the light snowfall and the scene outside thebuilding looks beautiful. Making up your mind, you stride towards yourcaptain’s office purposefully and knock on the door. A slightly distracted“Come in.” prompts you inside.
“___ sanseki.” Kaname Tosen acknowledges you and continueswriting as you close the door. When on duty, he’s your captain and you, histhird seat. Only when you both have retired for the night does he go fromTosen-taicho to your lover Kaname.
“Taicho,” You begin; the exasperation in your voice appearsto go unnoticed, “Your officers miss you.”
“I hardly think so.” He calmly answers as he pushes asidethe paper he’s done scribbling on. “My appearance, and the lack of it hashardly affected their enthusiasm-”
“Well, it has affected some officers.” You say pointedly.The corner of his mouth twitches.
“Central 46, unfortunately, wants me to oversee the pile ofreports our division has to submit next week, so I’ll be stuck here for anotherhour at the most-”
“Kaname.” The use of his first name makes him look up. Yourarely call him by his first name during work hours, unless you’re absolutelyserious about your requests.
“You’ve been in here for nearly five hours. Have a cup oftea with me. Outside.” You firmly say,putting your hands on your hips.
Sensing your determination, he sighs (you detect some reliefin it). “I’ll join you in five minutes; it need to put everything away and itdoes take time.” He says reassuringly as you open your mouth.
“As long as you come out…” You say and walk out, feelingmollified. As you make your way towards the kitchen amidst the variousshinigami who are moving here and there, you bump into Hisagi and Atsuko.
“___-san!” Atsuko grins at you, her face flushed and bright.“Where were you? Hisagi-kun and I were having a snowball fight! Come and joinus!”
“I was going to have a cup of tea actually-”
“Brilliant, I could use something hot in my system too-”
“Taicho’s giving me company-”
“The more the merrier, then!”
“Atsuko-san, I think Hinamori-san had mentioned she wasbaking something for you?” Hisagi gently steers the excited-now confused- fifthseat in the opposite direction. As they go, he looks back at you and winks. Bless understanding friends, you thinkas you beam back at him.
The kitchen is empty, much to your relief. Peace and quiet at last, you think asyou start rummaging through the cupboard for the tea leaves.
At the very moment you spot the tea leaves (who thought ofputting them at the very back?) you sense a familiar reiatsu behind you. “HereI am.” Kaname says from behind you, his voice full of mirth.
“Justice has been served.” You roll your eyes as you procurethe leaves. “And here I was, thinking you’d be side tracked again.”
“It would be a terrible injustice to not use an opportunitydangling in front of me.” He chuckles as you turn around to face him. His faceslightly sobers. “Have I been neglecting you lately? If so, I’m very sorry-”
“It’s nothing like that!” You reassure him hurriedly, “I’mjust concerned about you overworking yourself! All this paperwork, the tripsyou make with Aizen-taicho and Ichimaru-taicho…it’s been tiring you out andall I want you to do is make sure you take care of yourself properly.” Youfinish, watching his expression grow more sombre.
Before you can contemplate on whether you’ve hit a nervesomewhere, he leans forward and tips your chin up to plant a chaste kiss onyour lips.
“Kaname…” You speak his name softly, concern welling up insideyou. He’s been looking more and more weary as of late. And what’s worse is thathe refuses to share what’s stressing him out like this. And you’re absolutely surethat Zaraki-taicho is not the only root cause to this.
“I’m sorry.” He whispers, touching his forehead to yours. “I’vebeen making you worry. I’m truly sorry.”
“Tell me what’s happening to you. Maybe I can help.”
“I’ll tell you some other time. I promise you. I just haveto get a few more things done.” He tries to reassure you. You sigh, but do notpush the subject. He has always kept his promises to you, so why would he breakthis one?
“Thank you for letting me love you.” He continues andpresses his lips to your forehead, “Thank you for staying by my side. Thank youfor loving me back. Thank you.”
“Oi, Atsuko, you said you’d help me illustrate the coverpage today, where are-gah!” The both of you jump at the newcomer’s voice. Whoeverit is frantically apologises and goes away.
Kaname straightens up, much to your disappointment. “I thinkI’ve taken enough of a break-”
“You’ve not yet had tea with me!” You say hurriedly, “Ihaven’t even made tea yet!”
“You mean I haven’t made tea yet.” Kaname raises an eyebrow at you.
You blush. “Just because the tealeaves got caught on fire that one time-”
“Five times, ___. Muguruma-taicho would have thrown a fit by the fourthtime.”
“Well, I’m sure with enough practice-”
“___, we do not have enough of abudget to restock our tea leaves repeatedly,” Kaname sighs and moves you aside,“Now if you stay, I’ll show you how to make tea without burning anything. Payattention.”
“Sure thing, hypocrite.” Youtease him with a satisfied grin as the lesson begins.
Body contact excuses
- person A hugging everyone so they can get to hug person B - person A lightly pushing around person B/pinching them - person A running their hands along Bs wrists/sensitive areas because they know they like it - person A caring exaggeratedly about the roughness/softness of Bs hands - person A teaching person B basic self defence - person A using person B as a pillow all the time (B pretends to hate it but they know they like it) - person A grabbing things from person B all the time - person A always making sure their knees/elbows are touching when they sit next to B
Number 7 for Hisagi?
Kiss prompt: “Kissing and realizing that this is the person they love and smiling because they know that the other loves them back just as much”
Pairing(s): Shuheix reader, background KenMash
Guys I’m so sorry for answering this late! I hope this meets your expectations!
“He’s awake!” Is the first thing Shuhei Hisagi hears uponregaining consciousness.
What the hell, hethinks as he tries to get up, stopping when he realizes his body has verylittle energy to execute the action. When he turns his head, he observes the roomhe is in, a room with threadbare walls and a beeping machine with some tubesconnected to him. I’m in the Sōgō KyūgoTsumesho? Dammit, what happened to the Quincies? Is everyone okay? Muguruma-taicho,Izuru, ___, where are they?
“We won.” His eyes widen when he registers your voice. Lightfootsteps, and then your face materializes over his. As you sit down and speak,he registers the weary yet relieved tone in your voice.
“Kurosaki-san and Inoue-san defeated Yhwach,” You say, yourhand reaching for his and gently grasping it, “You’ve been in a coma for a fewweeks due to reishi depletion. All you need now is rest for a week.”
“And the others?” His voice is raspy from disuse.
“Muguruma-taicho, Otoribashi-taicho and Matsumoto-fukutaichoare being treated as I speak. Kurotsuchi-taicho says he’s confident thatthey’ll be back to normal. Kuna-fukutaicho’s stationed herself at the 12thdivision barracks until taicho gets back to normal.” The grip on his handtightens.
“___-chan…” Shuhei murmurs, guilt slowly rising within himas he notes the tired and worn look on your face. How much worry had he put youin? But before he can say anything, you put a finger on his lips to shush him.
“Don’t.” You firmly say, “It was war. Don’t go feelingguilty for stressing me out. The most important thing for me is that you arealive and well. You, taicho, Kuna-fukutaicho…almost all the people importantto me are alive. Just rest now, alright?” Shuhei nods lightly, offering you aweak smile.
“Besides,” You say, a slightly teasing tone creeping intoyour voice, “I’m also rather disappointed. All that talk about you achievingbankai,” You giggle at the light pink tint appearing on your boyfriend’scheeks, “And you never even used it.”
“I didn’t get the chance…” He sheepishly smiles at you,somewhat relieved that you’re in a good mood again, even at the cost of his egoand dignity.
…
Ukitake-taicho’s death hits everyone hard.
All those who are well enough attend the funeral, whichcomprises of more than half the gotei 13. Shuhei sees Sentaro and Kiyoneclinging to each other and sobbing, temporarily unified by mutual loss. Kyoraku-sotaichoand Ise-fukutaicho stand by the grave, their backs facing the rest of theattendees, so that no one can see their faces. Rukia Kuchiki stands just a fewfeet apart from them, being comforted by Abarai-fukutaicho, Kuchiki-taicho andInoue Orihime. Kurosaki Ichigo places himself alongside his father in the back,as does the last surviving Quincy, presumably to discuss something important.
You quietly sob next to him. Shuhei knows how important thecaptain was to you. You’d first been placed in the thirteenth division, beforetransferring to the ninth a couple of years later. Ukitake- taicho had easedyour fears that you wouldn’t be able to keep up with everyone else and would beconsidered a failure and had been the reason your self-esteem and confidencesky rocketed.
Time passes by rather quickly, and soon Shuhei finds himselfwalking Mashiro back to the ninth division barracks. It had taken quite a lotof coaxing and pleading, but somehow he’d convinced his co-fukutaicho to goback and get some sleep.
“I have to be there,”Mashiro whines, though there’s hardly any energy in it, “What if he wakes uptomorrow and I’m not there?”
“You know what Kurotsuchi-taicho said,” Shuhei says as hesteers her to the room they share, “It’s going to take a couple of months forMuguruma-taicho to get back to normal. You and I have work to do tomorrow, andlosing sleep over it isn’t going to change anything right now.”
“But Hisagi…” She protests half-heartedly as they reachthe room. After ensuring that Mashiro has successfully gone to sleep in her ownbed, he leaves the room for your own, to check up on you.
When he knocks on the door, he hears you say, “Come in.” Onentering, he sees you seated on your couch, hugging yourself. On seeing him,you get up with a relieved expression on your face and hug him fiercely.
“I had a nightmare,” The words pour out of you rapidly, “Idreamt that you’d died and that I had to attend your funeral too. When I wokeup, I thought that it was true and everything and I didn’t want to go back tosleep again and…”
“Don’t worry,” He quietly says and presses his lips toyours, trying to reassure you. As you kiss back fiercely, twining your armsaround his neck and pulling him closer to you, a small part of him has anepiphany.
“I love you.” He whispers against your mouth. “I wish I hadsaid it sooner, but I love you.”
“I love you too.” You whisper back thickly, “I love you too,idiot.”
And no.10 for my bae, Hisagi! :) thank you so much *hugs*
Kiss prompt: “Tomake the other shut up from the idiotic nonsense the other is talking about buthey you both enjoy it so the other person is going to say idiotic nonsense moreoften”
Pairing(s): Shuheix reader
And finally I get todo the HP AU! Yay!
Due to time constraints, I had to mash up two requests into one, so I hope you don’t mind! For those of you who don’t know, this takes place in the goblet of fire, there’s a ball the magic school is hosting, Hufflepuff and Slytherin are the houses in the school, quidditch is a wizarding sport, a niffler is a kleptomaniac creature, Cedric Diggory is a competitor in the tournament the school Hogwarts is hosting and the three brooksticks is a pub in the wizard only village called Hogsmeade. Enjoy!
And advance happy birthday Shuhei-kun!
“So.” You look up from your copy of Fantastic Beasts and where to find them at your best friendRangiku, who has a serious expression on her face. Her hair is distinctlymussed and somewhat sticks out in all directions. She must have sprinted fromthe quidditch pitch to the great hall.
“So?” You go back to reading your book, though not beforesneaking a glance at the Hufflepuff table. Helooks nice today.
“___-chan,” Rangiku sits beside you, speaking gravely as shereaches for a piece of toast to butter, “Are you aware that one week from-”
“One week from now Hogwarts is going to host the Yule Ball?”You complete her question for her, marking a passage on nifflers for your essayby tapping your wand on it. “Ran, in the last two weeks, I had to break up twofifth years from hexing each other across the fourth floor corridor, witness notless than three fourth years, five third years, two sixth years and one verypersistent seventh year get rejected by Cedric Diggory and was privy to some ofthe most melodramatic methods of asking someone to said ball, a la Keigo Asano,so yes, Rangiku, I am aware.” Youroll your eyes and reach for your cup of pumpkin juice.
Rangiku takes a few seconds to register your mini speech,before responding, “Very well, miss prefect. And are you aware that Mashiro isplanning to ask Shuhei to said ball?”
You spit the juice you’d sipped back into the cup. “She’sgoing to do what?!” The last partcomes out as a very high-pitched squeak and you instinctively look at theHufflepuff table, where the target of your affections is currently talking andlaughing with the aforementioned girl. “I thought she was going to ask Kensei!”
“So you’d better ask him before she does!” Rangiku saysinsistently.
Your face turns red at the prospect of asking Shuhei. IsRangiku forgetting how tongue tied you become in front of him every time youtalk? The fact that you’re able to talk to him at all is a noteworthy miraclein itself. Plus there’s the fact that you have no desire to make yourself looklike a complete idiot in front of a huge crowd of people.
“Hello? ___?”
And what if he rejects you? What if he actually likessomeone else and has already made plans for-
“Earth to ___!” Rangiku snaps her fingers in front of yourface, startling you. At that precise moment, Shuhei makes eye contact with you.You quickly look down at your book, praying inwardly that your blush goes away.
Rangiku sighs. It’s pretty obvious to her that you’re notgoing to do the deed on your own. What you need is some careful planning andsome moral support.
***
“When I agreed to having ‘moral support’, I did not mean ‘drinkfirewhiskey until you run out of fucks to give’!” You hiss in mortification asRangiku chugs it down. The guys in the table next to yours are staring at yourbest friend as some of the drink flows down her mouth.
It’s times like these you wish she hadn’t turned seventeenjust a few months back. When the both of you had been underage, you’d beenforced to listen to her complain about Madam Rosmerta serving her onlybutterbeers, no matter how hard she’d begged, to the point where you nearlyhexed her. If that had been the frying pan, then right now you are in the fire.
You glare at her as you take a sip from your more sensiblychosen butterbeer. “Oh calm down ___, I can hold my liquor!” Rangiku boasts asshe wipes her mouth.
“In which universe?!”
“I agree with ___, Rangiku,” You hear the voice of Gin Ichimarufrom behind you, and turn around to face your friend’s boyfriend. Gin flashesyou his usual grin as he sits beside Rangiku and hands her a few sweets. “Ithink you’ve had enough fire whiskey to last a day. Why don’t you try somesweets now? ___, here you go.” He gives you a brightly coloured toffee.
“Thanks Gin!” You thank the Slytherin and eat it. As youswallow, you feel a peculiar sensation course through you, as though you’reloosening up.
“Oh look ___!” Rangiku exclaims as she looks at the entranceof The three broomsticks, “Shuhei’shere! Why don’t you ask him now!”
You blush as you see Shuhei walk in with his friends. “I can’task him now! There’s so many people here and I haven’t even thought outanything and I really don’t want to embarrass him in front of everyone here andwhat if he says no? I don’t even look that great probably and my hair looksterrible and there’s no makeup on me either, I probably look terrible and he’llbe put off by my looks and-” You say, and stop yourself.
You’re babbling. You don’t remember ever speaking so quicklyabout anything like this. What’s going on?
You look at Gin, who seems to be smirking now. “Gin,” Youbegin carefully, “What was in that toffee you just gave me?”
“Just a simple babbling beverage I brewed up,” Gin nonchalantlyshrugs, making no effort to hide his smirk, “Rangiku told me you had a problemand that you needed my help. Really, who am I to refuse such a thing?”
“Ran!!” You wail as she giggles.
“Oh Shuhei!” She calls out to your crush. When he turns tolook at the three of you, she continues, “___ here wants to tell you something!Privately!”
“Rangiku!” You whimper as he nods and beckons you to followhim outside. Great, now you’ll make him think you’re weird for life! “Help me,Gin!”
“You know ___, I would help,” Gin sniggers as you getup red-faced, “But making fun of you isso much more satisfying.” He ends as you go outside. Screw being yourfriend’s significant other, you are going to kill him. Painfully.
You follow Shuhei to a secluded spot near the shriekingshack. Once you both reach there, Shuhei asks you, “Did you want to saysomething to me, ___?”
The words just pour outof you before you can process what you’re saying, “I did and I meant to ask youit for a while but we never had much time and I was afraid I was going to muckit up because I heard Mashiro was going to ask you and I really like you and Ididn’t want to embarrass you or anything and-”
“You like me?” Shuhei cuts you off, looking rather shocked, “Like…‘like-like’ kind of like?”
“Yes and IwashopingyouwouldgototheYuleballwithme!” You finishand clap your hands over your mouth to shut yourself up. Your face is so hot,people could use it as a heater.
Shuhei just stares at you, his cheeks a light pink. A grinis slowly forming on his lips.
“You like me…you really like me…” He murmurs as thoughhe still can’t quite believe it.
“Yeah and I really hope that you would go with me to the balland I know I look terrible with the dark circles under my eyes and my hair’sbasically a rat’s nest and I know for a fact that people like Lisa and Momo area lot prettier than me but you don’t have to accept or anything and embarrassyourself and all, so-”
Your babbling gets cut off when Shuhei presses his lips toyours.
He kisses you gently and slowly, pulling you closer to him.Your thoughts slow down as you breathe in the scent of parchment and coffeethat surrounds him. When you break for air, he looks at your dazed expressiondelightedly.
“Don’t be ridiculous,” He murmurs, “Why would I turn downthe girl who I like?”
And no.9 for Kensei :)
Kiss prompt: “Comfortingkisses…the sweet little light ones”
Pairing(s): Kenseix reader
Kensei’s back in theclearing. Where Aizen had him, Mashiro, Shinji and everyone else hollowfied. Hehates the place and the memories that come with it. He’d do anything to neverrevisit that spot.
“Yo, Muguruma.” A voicecalls out to him from behind.
When he turns around,he sees himself. The difference being that his copy has white skin, golden eyeswith black sclera and black teeth and wears a predominantly white shihakusho.The copy grins at him, a cold, cruel grin.
Kensei hates his innerhollow. Hates the cruelty and the callous nature that the thing possesses tothe core. Most of all, he vehemently hates the whispers, the promises of deathand destruction coming from the wretched creature whenever he fights or puts onthe mask. He may have subjugated the hollow, but he cannot get it to shut up.
“Get lost.” He snarlsat the hollow. Hensei- what Mashiro calls it- just sniggers.
“Make me.” He sayschallengingly, “Or are you too chickento do that? Then again, what am I supposed to expect from a weakling?”
He steps forward, thegrin- which is more like a sneer- never faltering. “The shinigami that follow you, your superiors, that girl…they’llalways be wary of you. They’ll always be afraid of the power that I possess andthe things that I do - what I can do if you just give me-”
“Take your offer,shove it up your ass and fuck off.” Kensei moves to grab the hollow, but hemoves back too quickly. “None of themwill accept you!” He calls at him, “You’rea freak of nature! You’re half hollow! Why would anyone want to spend time willinglyaround something that can kill them at the first given opportunity?” Hethen points at Kensei’s hands. Kensei’s hands are now covered in blood, much tohis horror.
“Ken…sei…” Yourvoice weakly calls his name. When he turns, he sees you lying on the ground,your face contorting in agony. Blood pools out of a wound on your stomach. Hiszanpakuto lies nearby your body.
“___!” He whispers ashe rushes to you. Did he do this to you? He would never hurt you! He pulls yourbody close to him and cradles it gently. When you look at him, the heartbrokenlook on your face seems to shatter something in him.
“Why?” You ask him,the hurt in your voice standing out. “I…trusted you…why?” You murmur, andthen go still.
Kensei wakes up with a start. It’s still dark outside,possibly midnight. His arms are still wrapped around your slumbering figure. Hereleases you and gets up, breathing heavily.
It’s okay. She’s okay.She’s alive. He mentally chants as he tries to get a hold of himself.
“Kensei?” You ask sleepily, having woken up from yourboyfriend moving. All traces of sleep vanish the moment you glimpse the shakenexpression on his face. “Kensei, what is it?” You ask him, turning his head toface you.
“Nothing. Just a nightmare.” He mutters, looking at you asif to reassure himself. It must have beena pretty bad one, you think as you hug him.
“How bad?”
“You…you died.” He whispers, making your eyes widen. “You diedand it was because of me-”
“But I didn’t.” You pull back, and then lean in to kiss himsoftly. “I’m still alive. And I’m going to stay that way for a long time, sodon’t worry.” You continue leaving light kisses all over his face to reassurehim, as he pulls you closer to him. Eventually he relaxes and kisses you fullyon your mouth.
“I love you.” You whisper into his mouth.
“I love you too.”
From that "types of kisses" can I ask no.8 for Mashiro? :)
Kiss prompt: “Asurprise kiss from the one who never makes the first move”
Pairing(s): Mashirox reader
Sorry this took awhile! But I’m done now! And I’m working on the other requests!
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ___-SAN!” You hear as you enter youroffice, which jerks you out of your thoughts. The source of the shout stands infront of you; all your fellow seated squad members stand in front of you,bundles wrapped in brightly coloured paper in their hands.
You stare at them, a smile slowly forming on your lips. “Youguys…remembered?” You say in delight. With the entire division rushing about hereand there to meet deadlines, hurriedly writing up reports and whatnot for anentire month, you were sure that they would have forgotten about your birthday inthe stress that had ensued.
“We never forgetany of our squad members’ birthdays, ___-san!” 5th seat Atsuko-san,a tall brunette, pointedly says, her tone incredulous, as though she’s shockedthat you’d ever think of something like that.
“Yeah, ___-san!” Akashi-san, the 12th seat grinsas he displays his gift wrapped in bright pink paper, “We worked hard on this,so no complaining!”
“But,” You look around the office and the decorationsdisplayed in it; some of the glossy materials look expensive! “How did youfinance his-”
“Umesada-san helped!” Akashi-san says, pointing at the 20thseat, “He also got the cake!” He then points at a chocolate cake placed on yourtable, which has been cleared of the various documents that you’d left on itthe night before.
You smile. While you’d hoped for a coffee cake, you couldnever say no to chocolate either. And honestly, the fact that the divisionmembers had spared some time to help you celebrate your special day is morethan enough for you.
Scratch that. Almostall division members.
“Where’s Mashiro-chan?” You ask Atsuko-san. While yourgirlfriend is prone to forgetting important dates, she does compensate for thatby making sure to really involveherself in whatever celebrations usually accompany said date.
“Taicho took Kuna-fukutaicho with him on his mission.” Sheanswers as she non-verbally instructs everyone to place their gifts in acorner.
You stare at her. “Muguruma-taicho took my girlfriend out of all people with him? I thought Hisagi-fukutaichowas supposed to go!”
“Hisagi-fukutaicho is currently giving lectures at the Shin'ōAcademy. One of the teachers there fell ill, so he volunteered to sub in hisplace.”
“…” You silently pray that both your girlfriend and yourcaptain make it back in one piece, withoutMuguruma-taicho trying to kill her. Exactly why he chose Mashiro of all people to accompany him is a mystery that remainsunsolved, even by the end of the day.
Hisag-fukutaicho, who only returns in the evening, tries tomake up for his absence by helping you carry your gifts to your room in thedivision barracks.
“You know,” You say as you place the boxes in your arms onyour table, “I’m still not sure whether this counts as an appropriate apology.”You grin at a sheepish Hisagi.
“Sorry, ___-san,” He says once again, setting the bundles inhis arms on your couch; you decide you’ll clear them later, “I tried to come,but my schedule was packed. Should Taicho spare me tomorrow, I’ll do somethingbetter.” He then gives a tentative smile and walks off with a quick bye.
“Good luck with your paperwork!” You call at him as he leaves,and then survey your gifts. A nice haul, from the size of the gifts. You’re alittle disappointed, however, that no one got you Tsubaki flowers. Again. Well, it is the thought that counts, so I’ve no room to complain…
The door swings open. “___-CHAAN!” You swing around, onlyfor your vision to flood with bright green. “Mashiro-chan!” You gasp as shetightly hugs you.
“Did ya miss me, ___-chan?” She half squeals as she plants asloppy, enthusiastic kiss on your lips; she’s always started the kisses and themake outs you’ve shared with her.
“Very!” You nod, feeling a little lightheaded. She releasesyou and quickly hides both her hands behind her back. “Did you forget-”
Mashiro beams as she says, “Close your eyes, ___-chan!”
“Why?” You ask her in confusion.
“Just close!” You comply and close your eyes.
“Now hold out your hand!” You do so, still bewildered.Something gets pressed into your hand, which you close your hand around.
“Open!” You open your eyes and look down. Your eyes widen.
Tsubaki flowers. A bouquet. In your hand.
“Happy birthday, ___-chan!” Mashiro beams, “I told myself, ‘Mashiro,you have to remember this time’, and I did! But that baka Kensei took me withhim to the world of the living, so I couldn’t wish you! Then after we defeatedall the hollows-I did most of the work, not him!-I told Kensei, ‘___-chan likesthese flowers, so I’m buying them for her birthday today, so you have to-’” Herbabbling gets cut off, when you pull her into a kiss.
“Did you like them?” She asks, when you both part for air.
You simply nod and lean in for a kiss again.
How do you think Hisagi would react to his s/o singing Phantogram's You're Mine to him? Even if he didn't understand the language?
Wogay, here goes!
-Hisagi’s not a huge fan of Electronic music. He tries to likeit, he really does, but he’s not really into it. Sure, he has no problem ifanyone else puts it and he has to hear it along with the others, but it’s nothis first choice. He enjoys the beats and the vibe it gives off. That’s aboutit.
-He does enjoy you singing in general. And so, if you informhim you’re singing and you want him to listen, he won’t hesitate and will doso.
-“But I thought you didn’t like Electro-pop!”
“Let me listen to you singing; I might change my mind!”
-Honestly, he loves your enthusiasm and passion. There’ssomething about the way you sing that makes him keep listening. He’ll devotehis full attention to you, no matter what he feels about the song.
-If there are areas he feels you could improve in, he’llinform you in the most positive manner possible.
Sentence Prompts
“Are you even listening to me?”
“Where are your pants?”
“I laugh because I hurt inside.”
“Please refrain from shooting her, we need her for later.”
“You look like an open autopsy.”
“That’s french for ‘go away’.“
“You know, I would help, but making fun of you is so much more satisfying.”
“No, you silly goose, it’s magic!”
“Put me down!”
“How much did someone pay you to wear that?!”
“What did you just do?!”
“Stop filming me, moron!”
“It was all me, by the way.”
“Look at this, ACTION ROLL! They’ll never see it coming!”
“You know ‘give me a warning’ means let me know BEFORE they come in here!”
“I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not.”
“I may have mildly panicked…”
“Ooo, that must’ve hurt!”
“I am very, very bad under pressure!”
“Shut up, it’s fine, just chill, we’re fine, I’m fine, everything is cool, everything is good! We’re chill, nothing is happening and I am not freaking out, not at all, we’re FINE.””
“Now, not to be forward, but I love you.”
“I’m 72 different flavors of done with you.”
“Hey, on the ground there it says you’re a gullible shit.”
“It’s do or die, most likely die.”
“No it’s ‘Protect and Serve’ not ‘Get Rekt and Swerve’.”
“You make me smile.”
“Liam Neeson would do it.”
“Jail can’t stop me.”
“It’s four o'clock, don’t you think you should fuck off?”
“I remain confused.”
“As the wise Scooby Doo said; “Ruh Roh”.”
“I don’t know about you guys, but I feel fabulous.”
“Can someone shoot him?”
“Well this isn’t at all like High School Musical.“
“Quick, blend in!”
“At the moment, it seemed like a good plan, obviously it was not.”
“Well obviously nothing is going on here!”
“Can I help you?”
“Don’t be intimidated by my bloody and battered figure.”
“Is your name Bob? You look like a Bob.”
“KILL ME! KILL ME IN THE EYES!”
“Well that was unsettling.”
“Don’t judge me, but I may have murdered someone.”
“Why is there a picture of Steve Buscemi in your bathroom?!”
“My budget is 5 dollars, what are your recommendations?”
I think this would be a fun prompt request potential, so if you want request short one shots by telling me which sentence prompts (you can pick around 1-2) and which characters you want and if you want it to be reader insert or not!
Same here!
Ahh, I love this kiss thing. I'll take Kensei with a #5, pretty please and thank you!
Kiss Prompt: “Kissesthat trail from the collar bone to the neck up to the jaw, to the cheek,getting closer and closer to the lips until the two finally kiss”
Pairing(s): Kenseix reader
For this one, I’mdoing a Fairy Tail AU! (The only major person from the FT cast you’ll prollysee is Mirajane, and that too her matchmaker side, so no issues!)
“Thank you so much, dearie,” The old lady that you help getdown from the train says gratefully. You smile and nod at her and ask, “You’rewelcome, ma’am. Will you need any help getting home?”
“I’ve taken care of that beforehand my dear, it won’t be aproblem. And how is that hand of yours?” She asks, looking concernedly at yourright hand, which is wrapped in bandages, right up to your elbow (though shecan’t see that bit).
“It’s okay now,” A sheepish grin forms on your lips as youremember how your hand got burnt. You’d gone solo on a job to retrieve a stolenreligious artefact in Shirotsume town as it was a pretty simple job. The flyer,unfortunately, had neglected to include the fact that said relic was also acursed one, which was how you got your arm and hand burnt as you tried to pickit up.
You’d made sure to have it checked out at the town for anylingering effects of the curse, but luckily it had been a minor curse, merelyto dissuade any thieves from stealing it. The pain had gradually faded over thejourney back to Magnolia, so now it only hurts if you apply pressure on it.
You then walk to the entrance of the station, hoping tocatch one of the cabs to take you back to the guild. As you get in one of them,you pull out your phone (the words communicationlacrima are just too freaking long)to text your friends.
Group chat
You: Minna! I’mback!
Within a minute, it pings as your friends start replying. Asthe cab starts moving, you read the replies with a smile.
Group chat
Mashiro: ___-chan!YAY!!!
Hisagi: How didit go?
You: Okayish. Didyou guys miss me?
Mashiro: YESSS!
Hisagi: Ofcourse!
Suddenly you see the notification of someone else PMing you.It’s Kensei.
Kensei: Okayish?
Kensei: You okay,___?
For some reason, your cheeks turn red as you reply.
You: Aside from afew burns on my arm, I’m okay.
Kensei: Burns? Ithought you said the job was safe!
You: It’s notthat bad!
Kensei: Fuckinghell!
Kensei: How’d ithappen?
You: Loooongstory. I’ll tell you when I get there, k?
Kensei: Noediting ANYTHING.
Kensei: Comefast. I miss you.
He misses me? Something pleasurable seems totwist in your gut as you re-read his last message. He really misses me…no, hold that train of thought ___! You’ve beenreading too many romance novels lately! You type out your response (‘I’m onmy way’), your cheeks turning redder and redder by the second with the numberof scenarios buzzing in your head. No,that’s too unrealistic-Jesus McFrigging Christ, how cheesy can I get?!
By the time you’ve reached the guild, you’ve gotten rid ofyour blush, and get down and approach the building after paying the cabbie.
The guild is mostly empty, with only one or two members atthe tables, drinking and chatting with each other animatedly. At the bar, yousee someone slouching on one of the stools. As you walk to the bar, you seethat it’s Kensei, who straightens up the minute he sees you. He motions hishead towards the hallway. You follow him to the secluded hallway.
“Spill.” His gaze lands on your bandaged arm as he faces you.You explain how your job went, starting from your meeting with the client, toexploring the old temple where the relic was rumoured to be placed, to youactivating that stupid curse that resulted in your arm covered in blisters andburns when you held it with your bare hand. At that point, he gently grasps yourarm and looks at it as though to properly examine it. Your hand is tiny, incomparison to his.
“Does it hurt?” He asks you. You can hear the concern in histone clearly.
“Only if you put pressure on it.” You quietly say, feelingyour cheeks heat up again as he brings it closer to his face. Suddenly, hebrings it to his mouth and kisses it.
“Kensei-” Your entire face heats up now; your mouth opens toask him what he’s doing, but you can’t seem to say anything. He now startskissing each finger, slow and gentle.
“Am I hurting you?” His voice is low and husky; this isdoing absolutely nothing to stop that growing pleasant feeling in your belly.
“No…” You can only breathe as he now plants kisses on yourpalm, on your wrist, up your arm, on your shoulder. He backs you up against thewall as he now plants light kisses on your collarbone, his strong arms cagingyou in. You close your eyes and sigh as he works his way up your throat. Hekisses, your jaw, your cheek, getting closer and closer to your lips…
When he stops at the corner of your lips, you give anirritated whine. He started this, he’dbetter finish this, you think as you open your eyes to gaze into his.
“May I?” He asks, his warm breath washing over your face,his voice barely a whisper.
“I think I might throttle you if you don’t,” You whisperback urgently.
Unlike the other, fluttering, kisses, this one is all heat.
Could I request #10 of the kissing meme with Kensei?
Kiss Prompt: “Tomake the other shut up from the idiotic nonsense the other is talking about buthey you both enjoy it so the other person is going to say idiotic nonsense moreoften”
Pairing(s): Kenseix reader
I’m kind of tweakingthis one because I have NO idea how to write out the ‘idiotic nonsense’, but Ican do excited babbling! I hope it goes well!
(This is kind ofshort; mostly because it’s my first scenario and I had a little trouble withit. I hope you enjoy it!) *dies from shame*
“You’re back!” Kensei hears before he gets greeted by youtightly hugging him.
“And so I am,” He agrees with a grin as he turns to shut thedoor behind him. Once that’s done, he leans over and firmly kisses you, pullingyou closer to him as you eagerly return it. He’s in a very good mood today.
When he releases you, you voice your observation with asatisfied smile. He only runs his hand through his hair as he plops down onyour sofa, “Surprisingly, a Mashiro-less day can do wonders,” He replies andlooks at you, “How did your day go?” He asks as you sit down.
You grin; that’s the opening you’ve been waiting for. “Youwouldn’t believe what happened today…”You start and then go on to talk about how the latest faceoff between the WSAand MSA went. Kensei watches you as you talk about how Iba-fukutaicho andIse-fukutaicho had been arguing over a book series named Harry Potter and how Iba-fukutaicho was upset because he’d gotten Hufflepuff instead of Gryffindor, whatever those things meant.
Kensei tries to keep track; he really does. He knows howmuch you adore the series and have read the books. While he’s never quite beenable to remember much about the books (All he can honestly remember is thephrase ‘turn to page 394’ that you keep muttering to yourself and the phrases‘wingardium levi’something and ‘axio’), he finds it rather amusing (and alittle adorable) to watch you prattle about spells and magic and somethingcalled Hogwarts with an excited andpassionate look on your face.
If there’s one thing that drew him to you, it’s yourpassionate nature that you exhibit whenever you get started on something youlike. You can talk for hours and hours about the topic you choose withouttiring, a feat which he has only witnessed with Mashiro. But where Mashiro makeshim want to throw a pillow at her to shut her up, you make it sound somewhatinteresting.
“And then Kusajishi-fukutaicho of all people started yellingabout how low the funds were! But considering it was candy she’d been thinkingabout-” You say and chuckle, only to squeak slightly when strong arms circleyour waist before gently tugging you to your handsome boyfriend. “Kensei,what-” You begin in surprise, but are cut off by Kensei’s lips descending onyours.
He kisses you slowly and deeply, making you lose track ofyour thoughts. As his hand runs down your back, his fingers lightly tracingyour spine, you involuntarily shiver. He leans back, not once breaking thekiss, allowing you to straddle him as you return it just as passionately.Finally, you both part, gasping for air.
“Not that I’m complaining,” You murmur breathily as youstare into his dark brown eyes, “But what was that for?”
“You lost me at ‘Harry Potter’,” He answers with a slightlysheepish grin, “And I couldn’t help myself.” He leans over and plants a lightkiss on the crook of your neck, making you sigh in pleasure.
“Well then,” You close your eyes as he continues to kissyour neck, “Maybe I should do this more often.”
“It works for me.” He mutters as he moves to kiss your lipsagain.
The music HCS
@pumpkinhead1313 this is for you!
Kensei
-Kensei likes anything hard rock. He doesn’t have any particular favorite bands per say, and has many songs from different bands in his playlist.
-Kensei makes it a point to put music whenever he’s alone. He’s not much of a talker, but complete silence is unbearable to him. Solution? Music. The only time he doesn’t do this is when he does his paper work; he can’t concentrate properly with Led Zepplin or ACDC blaring in the background and he doesn’t want to redo the whole goddamn thing.
- I 100% headcanon that he has a playlist for almost every situation. So he absolutely hates it when people change the order or the songs themselves in his playlists, because goddamn it Mashiro, it ain’t gonna match the mood!
-He’s not on the look out for songs, but he will commit to memory whatever new song catches his fancy.
Hisagi
-On the other hand, Hisagi has no problem with music being played in the background while he does his work. It stimulates his creativity and helps him focus, according to him (‘Is that why you mixed up last week’s and yesterday’s reports, Shuhei-kun?’ ‘THAT WAS ONE TIME MASHIRO’).
-He’s into rock himself, but nothing heavy metal or hard. He favours both Punk and Pop rock and in his free time, keeps playing the songs he wants to learn. He also tries to play them on his guitar, a feat which he’s yet to achieve without someone yelling at him to stop.
-He has a nice voice, but prefers to sing in private. His favourite song changes every week, but his favourite bands have consistently remained Green Day and The Cab.
Mashiro
-Pop. That’s all I have to say (she’s a die hard Swiftie).
-Mashiro’s rather vocally challenged in terms of the singing department (but thinks otherwise). Hence, the 9th division members wake up every weekend to a rather...tuneless rendering of Shape of you or Blank Space or whatever has caught her fancy. This has led to not less than 9 shouting matches between Kensei and Mashiro, the formation of a betting pool and the whole division investing in ear plugs.
-Unless you’re suicidal, a risk taker or Kensei, DO NOT INTERRUPT HER WHILE SHE LISTENS TO HER MUSIC. And unless you’re either of the above mentioned, do not insult Taylor Swift in front of her.
@sexintheseireitei Thank you for the shoutout!
And guys I’m so sorry for not opening the ask box! I was in a ‘no internet and laptop’ situation, so I couldn’t do that!
But the ask box is open, so ask away!
@pumpkinhead1313 I’m sorry for the delay, but I’m working on the hcs! (You can ask using the ask box now!)
Thanks for following me!
Types of kisses
1. Where both are breathless from the kisses
2. Hands in each others hair messing each other’s hair up (and then fixing it for each other)
3. Both leaning against each other supporting each other up
4. The kiss that leaves a tingly feeling for the whole day and makes you want more
5. Kisses that trail from the collar bone to the neck up to the jaw, to the cheek, getting closer and closer to the lips until the two finally kiss
6. Soft kissing to both of them kissing passionately not letting each other go even though they have to leave
7. Kissing and realizing that this is the person they love and smiling because they know that the other loves them back just as much
8. A surprise kiss from the one who never makes the first move
9. Comforting kisses….the sweet little light ones
10. To make the other shut up from the idiotic nonsense the other is talking about but hey you both enjoy it so the other person is going to say idiotic nonsense more often
Hopefully these are good…..
A bunch of prompts you guys can request for!
Hi!
Hello to the bleach fandom! This imagines blog is strictly for all things related to the 9th division of the gotei 13! I do HCs, scenarios (only SFW for the moment), memes, etc. So ask away!