noornameh

❅ she/her - 23 - enfj - writer (masterlist/ao3) ❅ "and we're not out of the tunnel, i bet you though there's an end."

[amobigode]

i need to be his controversially younger girlfriend !!!!!

[ewaneneollav]

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

[jeekoftheweek]

[cuppydogshane]

me and the mutuals are giving some minor characters rich inner worlds later if you wanna pull up. yeah its gonna be all day.

[quillenowl]

I don't know why they made this talking stone door in Fable really into fat people but I'm all here for it.

Like the rest of the doors give you like riddles and puzzles. This one just wants you to get fat as fuck.

[quillenowl]

Well put talking ancient stone door

[lamentelle]

be a little pathetic about me it’s hot i swear

[frailbug]

it’s awesome how we have unlimited chances to become a better version of ourselves

[eagans]

(Anne Lamott, Bird by Bird)

[softheartedsuggestion]

your anxiety is lying to you. you are loved and going to be okay.

[anxeious]

[wetcherryliquor]

[1percentcharge]

feminism shouldn’t be about patting housewives on the back for making that decision but it should be about making sure that if that housewife’s husband starts cheating or slapping her around that she can be taken seriously, get a divorce, not have everyone in her life turn against her, not force her to send the children back to his house every other weekend where he starves them just to send her a message, and not be left in financial ruin

[redstonedust]

my roommate got amongus ejected from a polycule a few years back and shes always told the story as "i started argung with one girlfriend so she manipulated my other girlfriend to turn against me." and while i dont know how true to life that version of events is i do greatly enjoy imagining the polycule equivilent of the kings evil advisor whispering in their ear grima wormtongue style. its got a flair to it.

[sandersstudies]

So rude that you can’t say “okay, I’m done thinking about that” and then actually stop thinking about it

[what-even-is-thiss]

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[probablyasocialecologist]

[quixoticanarchy]

the hours between 8-11pm should be reusable. optional mini time loop you can rewind and start over if you had more tasks to do or another book to read or the first three hours hanging out w your friend weren’t enough

[vergak]

[ambientlemon]

No offense but all the Germans in the comments explaining why this isn’t funny is the funniest part of this to me

[kira-astra-infinitum]

Like of course I know it means "We're looking for you". But why are you looking for them? To such their dich?

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if it's to such their dich