Geoff anon lore guide for people who are confused
Okay so if I’m following it correctly it’s
•Geoffanon, an anon demanding people enjoy Geoff, appears in the wild as a “parody” of gwanon circa five days ago on various blogs
-For the uncultured gwanon is a portmanteau of gwen-anon, a person/people who send anonymous threats to people who dislike Gwen (and often to Courtney fans regardless). Unknown how many people are involved and if it’s satire, serious, or both (it was probably series in the start)
-Geoff anon appears to be less focused on serious threats and more on surrealist non-canon ideas, such as: Geoff invented trans people on the fourth day, Geoff ended WWII, etc. while Gwanon is known more for long-winded defenses of Gwen and more serious takedowns of other characters, as well as more menial yet violent threats, such as those of death and assault (empty). Geoffanon has also made threats through and has personally insulted people.
•Shortly after the phenomenon was exposed in the tag, more anons begin appearing, seemingly as a parody of the geoffnon who was a parody of gwanon but funnier I guess. This includes harmless goofsters (stacianon, vitoanon), as well as keter-levels (Ian Malcolm Anon or Ianon [Jurassic Park], Haroldanon, and Patrick Bateman Anon [American Psycho])
-This is roughly called the 2022 TD anon wars
-These mostly accumulate on the blog total-drama-takes, to which older anons (mpreg anon and omegaverse anon) have appeared on the blog to comfort lone Mod O who recently took over for Mod Micheal on the blog. Solidarity?
•It’s revealed that Geoffanon is possibly Brody* or is at least supported by Brody
•Geoffanon mentions in one message that they ship Gweoff (Gwen/Geoff), possibly a callback or love admissions(?) to gwanon. BUT later Geoffanon says Gwanon could never do what they have. Breakup? That or these are two different Geoffanons
-The breakup theory might also be supplied by the fact that Bridgette* on anon on td takes has started defending her position as Geoff’s girlfriend
•Many people have figured they can summon geoffanons by openly disliking Geoff. This works(?) but also you probably don’t want to draw the ire of geoffanon just because they want attention and there’s also probably some real emotion behind this even if they don’t realize it (see my 5 minute psychoanalysis here: https://mangora.tumblr.com/post/689463073944305664/ik-this-is-just-bait-now-that-ive-surpassed-the)
**Roleplayers who say they are Brody and Bridgette
In conclusion what the fuck is going on.
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